Backfired pickup lines

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Dean-

I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

You: There is no need because N and O are already together.

Sam-

Where have you been all my life?

You: Hiding from you.

Castiel-

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

You: I dug my way up from hell.

Gabriel-

Are you wearing outer space pants because your ass is out of this world.

You: No, I'm wearing softball pants because my ass is out of your league.

Gabe: Oh....... Strike!

You: You weren't even up to bat sweetie.

A/N

Hello readers! So I'm proud to announce I will be rewriting I'm a Secret Hunter! I just want to change the story in a lot of ways so I will be rewriting. Idk when so please don't bug me about it😊 Oh and my book has almost 7k omg guys thank you so much!! Anyway thanks for reading bye!🖖🏼✌🏼️

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