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The Three Little Lunatics

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The Three Little Lunatics

Stand by the Scar

               “Here it comes!” Hannah and I squealed at the same time, grabbing the other in a bone-crushing hug.

Hannah, Ailsa and I were sitting on an old mattress that was placed in between a moderately sized television and a small guest bed. We were watching a practically ancient movie that was on VHS. As it was my fifteenth birthday, we were watching all of my favorite, completely epic flicks. The one we were watching was so bad it was awesome; also it had this random music video done by The Lion King’s Timon and Pumbaa. Hannah and I immediately became obsessed, which wasn’t that great because we could only remember two lines.

“Okay! ROM DOM DUM DUUM! Rom dom dum duum.” We sung as low as we could to match the creepy frogs on the video.

3 looong minutes later…

“See! Now you know what we were singing every other day in gym class.” I told Ailsa through my giggles.

“ONE MORE TIME!” Hannah yelled.

“Oh Pumbaa, Pumbaa staaand by me! Won’t you stand by me? Oh stand, stand by me!” Hannah and I belted out, but we started again once we noticed Ailsa laughing at us, “Oh Ailsa, Ailsa staaand by me!”

“Wait, the movie is starting, Hannah are you ready?!” I asked and started shaking her.

“Haha, YES!”

“‘Your highness your daughter was kidnapped!’ ‘What, my Katie is sleeping with the goats?’” we recited a quote from the movie, while Ailsa shook her head at us.

After the movie…

The three of us now sat on the couch in front of a ginormous flat screen, watching the wonders of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. We were having a marathon to prepare ourselves for the second part of the Deathly Hallows. After a while we started talking about a lot of random things, and replacing the actors’ words with our own. As you can imagine some strange topics came up; like the caretakers secret tree-house. Once we were bored of that we started singing Stand By Me again, of course singing the same couple lines again soon got dull, so we changed it up; inserting whatever we saw in the movie, into the song.

“Oh fire, fire staaand by me, won’t you stand by me? Oh stand, stand by me! Oh chess piece, chess piece staaand by me, won’t you stand by me? Oh stand, stand by me! Oh Ronald, Ronald staaand by me, won’t you stand by me? Oh stand, stand by me! Oh…….. scar, scar staaand by….. engh.” We stopped around the same time, the only sound coming from the TV.

Later after some pop and candy were ingested…

“OH VOLDY, Voldy staaand by me, won’t you stand by me? Oh stand, stand by me!” we laughed as we swayed to and fro on the couch while Harry got owned by the bad guy.

Listen for the Flush

               “Okey dokey, after you get back we can watch the Chamber of Secrets.” I yelled after Ailsa as she headed upstairs to the bathroom.

I got off the couch and started collecting movies we were planning to watch, when out of nowhere appeared Hannah with a big grin on her face.

“Uh Hannah, what are you doing?” I asked with a small frown tugging at my lips, in answer Hannah spread her arms wide; which to most would signal a hug, but to me it signaled a tackle.

I dropped the movies and started slowly backing up, it didn’t do much good though because Hannah was slowly moving forward. She looked like something stalking its prey, like a gold fish stalking a moldy cracker on a tooth pick that had somehow been thrown in its private pond.

“No!” I shrieked as I turned and ran.

“YES!” Hannah yelled, as she started gaining on me.

Just as I was about to pass the guest bed she got me, she threw herself at me and caught me in a bear hug. We landed half on the bed, Hannah was still holding on as we started to slide off until we hit the floor, then she finally let go.

“Amy, help me up.” Hannah whined.

“Help you up? Help me up!” I complained.

“I can’t, I’m too tired!”

“Neither can I!”

“Well what are we gonna do now that we’re stuck?”

“Let’s just wait for Ailsa to come back down, and then she can help us up.” I suggested.

After a few moments of silence I decided to speak up, “We should be able to hear when she flushes because the water pipes are by us.”

“Maybe we should call her.” Hannah said turning to see my face.

Shrugging I replied, “Sure.”

“AILSA!” We both shouted, and we did the same every two seconds –we counted.

“It’s more fun pronouncing it like ale-sa.” I giggled so that’s what Hannah and I did till we heard a flush.

“That was it! THE FLUSH!” I yelled at Hannah then we both started giggling, then chuckling, then we were full out laughing so hard neither of us could breathe. It was when Ailsa walked over looking at us as though we were lunatics that tears started rolling down our faces.

“You guys know how creepy you are right? I could totally hear you calling me.” She told us, which just made us laugh and cry harder.

“Are you guys okay?” she asked a few seconds later, probably because we were still laughing.

“No.” I choked out between my laughs while I shook my head.

“We’re so happy to see you!” Hannah got her words out sounding garbled.

“We can’t get up.” I finished for her.

Ailsa rolled her eyes reaching out with both hands to help us up, but the thing is… we were still laughing so much it was impossible for even one of us to take a hand.

Harry’s Bad Reputation

            “Wait for it, wait for it. NOW!” Hannah shouted and I hastily clicked play on my iPod.

               Instantly my ears were flooded by music, the song ‘Bad Reputation’ by Joan Jet played. Hannah, Ailsa and I started bouncing to the beat on the guest bed we were currently sitting on. We were all laughing because while the song played, Harry Potter was battling the giant snake thing in the second movie.

               “This is so awesome!” Ailsa exclaimed.

               “I know!” I shouted back laughing along with her.

               The three of us continued to watch Harry Potter battle evil while breaking out some dance moves for the rest of the night, or would you call it morning?

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