Aries: 'stop tweeting the word moist'
Taurus: 'sorry I called you bitchatchos I don't know what came over me'
Gemini: 'why would I risk crossing the road it's called common sense motherfucker I'm out'
Cancer: 'just live right now, and be yourself, it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else.'
Leo: 'how to you retweet your own tweet'
Virgo: 'EVERYONE CURRENTLY NEEDS TO HAVE A DRINK RIGHT NOW BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY NO EXUSES'
Libra: 'why do I always have to get mushy...emotions aren't manly'
Scorpio: 'least ya know what it looks like now'
Sagittarius:'we are full time strippers who love gettin down and dirty'
Capricorn: 'my tweets are always fucking sweet'
Aquarius: 'Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most '
Pisces: 'hi I love you'
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The 5sos zodiac book
Random|started 30th October 2015| Creds to me & Instagram/wattpad inspiration. Comment what you get !! Thanks so much for 140K !! :D -I'm a Capricorn-
