Aries: are you a light stitch ? Because you turn me on.Taurus: can I have some pizza ? Because I want a pizzayou
Gemini: what on the menu ? Me n u
Cancer: Can I give you a kiss ? If you don't like it you can return it.
Leo: are you wifi ? Cause I feel a connection.
Virgo: If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple
Libra: Would you sleep with a stranger ? No ? Well in that case, may I introduce myself ?
Scorpio: Do you take care of chickens ? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Sagittarius: seems like you don't get enough vitamin D, let me fix that.
Capricorn: I forgot my number, Cani have yours ?
Aquarius: Are you my pinky toe ? Because I'm going to bang you on everything.
Pisces: There's a sale in my bedroom, clothes 100% off.
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The 5sos zodiac book
Random|started 30th October 2015| Creds to me & Instagram/wattpad inspiration. Comment what you get !! Thanks so much for 140K !! :D -I'm a Capricorn-