Pick up line your fav uses on you

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Aries: are you a light stitch ? Because you turn me on.

Taurus: can I have some pizza ? Because I want a pizzayou

Gemini: what on the menu ? Me n u

Cancer: Can I give you a kiss ? If you don't like it you can return it.

Leo: are you wifi ? Cause I feel a connection.

Virgo: If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple

Libra: Would you sleep with a stranger ? No ? Well in that case, may I introduce myself ?

Scorpio: Do you take care of chickens ? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Sagittarius: seems like you don't get enough vitamin D, let me fix that.

Capricorn: I forgot my number, Cani have yours ?

Aquarius: Are you my pinky toe ? Because I'm going to bang you on everything.

Pisces: There's a sale in my bedroom, clothes 100% off.

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