Happy 20th birthday Michael :D
Aries:'fuckballs shitdicks assnipples cockfuck FUCK'
Taurus: 'u r all my fav'
Gemini: '"want anything from Starbucks ?" 3 more hours of sleep'
Cancer: 'going to the beach ! Jk I'm staying inside forever'
Leo: 'here's a cup of calm the fuck down'
Virgo: '#fuckevenmorebitchesgetevenmoremoney'
Libra: 'I'm so late on the shake it off hype'
Scorpio:'real bands save fans, real fans save bands'
Sagittarius: 'all I want is a penis emoji god dammit'
Capricorn: 'lost ANOTHER phone charger for fuck sake'
Aquarius: 'IM SO ANNOYED'
Pisces:'happy woman's day, if you're a dude, don't be a dick'
YOU ARE READING
The 5sos zodiac book
Random|started 30th October 2015| Creds to me & Instagram/wattpad inspiration. Comment what you get !! Thanks so much for 140K !! :D -I'm a Capricorn-
