calpal: hey good looking ;)
mikey : who the fuck are you?
calpal: who the fuck are you?
mikey: i asked you first
calpal: i asked you second
mikey: um...
calpal: i'm your daddy, cutie!
mikey: wtf?
mikey: you're a fucking pedophile, you dick! i'm leaving
calpal: noooo don't leave!
mikey: how did you get my kik anyway? who told you?
calpal: no one told me anything. i just... found you
mikey: well, i don't like talking to strangers especially on the internet. you could be a stalker for all i know.
calpal: i can tell you right now that i am not a stalker. i mean no harm towards you whatsoever. can we just talk?
mikey: no.
mikey: i'm leaving now. for real. bye.
calpal: okay then. i'll just spam you.
calpal: a
calpal: b
calpal: c
calpal: d
calpal: e
calpal: f
mikey: fuck off!
calpal: nice timing