michael: hey.
cal!!: hey buddy! why'd you change your name?
michael: idk.
cal!!: and why are you putting periods after every word??
michael: because i want to.
cal!!: are you okay?
michael: sure.
cal!!: STOP THAT
michael: stop what?
cal!!: are you sure ur okay?
michael: no...
cal!!: what's wrong, mikey? tell mee!
michael: i can't...it's personal
cal!!: do you have a sixth toe?
michael: wtf? no. not that personal
cal!!: TELL ME ALREADY
michael: don't hate me, calum. please.
cal!!: are you...
michael: yes, calum. i'm gay.
cal!!: it's okay. i'm gay too.
michael: really?
cal!!: yeaaa. i was scared to tell you at first bc i thought you'd shun me but turns out i'm just like you (falling in reverse anyone??)
michael: i love you, calum.
cal!!: i love you too!
michael: let's stay up all night on kik!
cal!!: sounds good
michael: thanks for understanding buddy
cal!!: no problem mikey
*cal!! has changed his name to mikey is baee*
michael: i hate you.
mikey is baee: nahh, u luv me
