calpal: hey cutie! it's me again.
mikey: oh my fucking god! kill me now!
calpal: no stay here!
mikey: what's your name?
calpal: calum. what about you?
mikey: it's michael but people call me mikey, mike, mikeroni, whatever
calpal: that's adorable c;
mikey: well don't get used to it, big boy.
calpal: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i like that name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mikey: i'm trying so hard not to virtually slap you
calpal: slap me where???
mikey: *virtually slaps* u asked 4 it c:
calpal: that was sexy af
mikey: bye
calpal: bye cutie!
mikey: (-__-)
