calpal: hallo kitten
mikey: hi
calpal: oH MY GOD! YOU ACTUALLY SAID HI BACK! HOLY SHIZZLE!
mikey: shizzle? are you four? just say shit. i mean you look like you're twenty in your profile picture.
calpal: and you look like a blue-haired kitten
mikey: don't start with me, okay? i'm being nice to you.
calpal: yes, daddy.
mikey: yOU'RE FUCKING UP, CALUM!
calpal: sorry...
mikey: yeah whatever
calpal: you look adorable in your profile pic btw
mikey: ...thank you.
calpal: no problem, cutie!
mikey: you're so stupid lmao
calpal: so are you but, it's cute
mikey: bitch, what the fuck did you just say about me?
calpal: i-i thought we were...?
mikey: i'm kidding cal lol
calpal: don't freaking do that, kitten. (you don't mind if i call you kitten anymore, do you?)
mikey: nah, not really, mate. idc anymore. just don't make it anything sexual, okay?
calpal: okay. goodnight kitten
mikey: night, cally! lol
