Just a friendship quickie I felt like doing with Shitzuo.
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"Oh my god!" You complained, lying down on the porch. "This is the hottest day in summer of all the days in any summer in history." You complained loudly and obnoxiously. Not even a tank top and shorts was helpings. You groaned crawling towards the cooler for a cold soda.
"That...made no sense." The blonde slumped, tiredly drinking.
"And on all days the A/C isn't working?!" You intentionally groaned and obnoxiously complained. "Shiiiizuuuoooo!"
"Please shut up." He laid out, sweaty and tired.
You roll your eyes and took sips. "When do you go to work?" You asked, making conversation.
"Not today." He says simply.
"Then what about a date with some girl?"
He groans looking to the side, you were sure he was blushing. You gave a light laugh. "Aw." You teased. "But you hit as hell -"
"Literally." He downs the rest if his drink.
"- you should be having tons of dates. Or... What? Are you too shy?"
He groans and rolls his eyes, obviously not wanting to confess what he was thinking. "It's not that-" he starts.
"Oh shut up, its totally that. Remember Maya from high school?" You interrupted.
"- it's just that, shut up, I'm too...sfrng" he mumbled the last part, grabbing another drink.
"Too~ shy? Too~ into Orihara?"
"Goddamn it! Don't even go that low." He glared at you. "Too strong. I'd easily hurt them."
"Hm..." You didn't really know what to say. You weren't as strong to hurt someone with a single flick compared to someone who can punch someone's socks off literally. "Oh.... Well... It never hurts try. You seem so quick to back out before you could see where the road takes you."
"You say it like it's easy."
"Thanks, Penny Pessimist." You teased. "And it would be if you just let loose. As long as you're not intentionally trying to hurt them, everything should be fine."
"Whatever..." He grumbled.
"Alright then, Susie Strong."
"Stop calling me names."
"Let's make a bet. You take a girl out on a date, chill with her, and see where that takes you for at least...mmm a three weeks or so. Without being 'afraid that you'll hurt them' because we both know you won't do it intentionally. You last that long, I'll buy you takeout."
"How is that-"
"If you don't last, you get to mope around like Eeyore."
"Who?"
"Deal?"
"Whatever." He frowned, but you can't tell he was sorta excited.
You smiled, shaking your head.
