Jade turned around to see Dan on the floor with Dil running around him, screaming. Hot tears streamed down his face, his dimples showing. Jade sat beside him, her hair now flowing down from her bun, her eyes filled with tears.
"I cant believe he's back. He's really back Jade." Dan said sobbing.
Jade hugged him. "I know he's back." Dil ran around and tripped over a part of the carpet, laughing as he went down.
"Again! AGAIN!" He shrieked with laughter. Dan picked him up on his shoulders and ran around.
"Ddaaadddddyyyyyyy." Dil screamed waving his arms. "Geush wha?"
"Yes my boy." Dan said while placing down Dil on Jade's lap.
"I know how to say Pphhan-domm." Dil stuttered.
"GOOD JOB!!" Dan said, kissing Dil on the face.
Dil turned to Jade.
"Are you my mommy?" He asked curiously.
"I really wish I could be." She said, stroking his hair. "Well, i sort of am your mommy. You're step mommy."
"Oohh. So do do chu take the stairs to be my mommy?" Dil asked.
"No no." She laughed, kissing him. Dil laughed. "You will have a brother or a sister in four months though."
"OHHHH." He screamed. "Im going to be a big Dwil. Much big Dwil."
"Yes much big." She yawned.
"You're already tired? Its only been 20 minutes." Dan asked.
Jade was startled, completely forgetting he was there. "At least i woke up early and at 5:30 and then there's you who woke up at like idk 10:30 something."
"10:29." He said.
"So much of a difference." She said, rolling her eyes. "Dil's adorable. You're lucky to be his real parents by the way." She looked down at the now sleeping Dil.
"You are his mother though. Like he actually has a mother now." Dan said.
"Rose is technically one as well. He has two pairs of dads, some of the most famous boys in the world and two girls that no one knows." Jade said.
"No one knows. Ha! Best joke I've heard since sliced bread." Jade rolled her eyes.
"So old now arent you?"
"Very. No but seriously. The fans have found you. Like many manyyyy fanfictions about you. Its really scary." Dan smiled. "Welcome to the phandom."
Author: i dont honestly know what to write about anymore. Or where this is going. Ideas would be really helpful. Thanks 💕
