Smile
Because guys like that
Oh, but not too much
Then you're a whore.
Wear some color
Because guys like a
Colorful personality
Oh, but not too much
Then you're a mismatched mess
Wear some makeup
Cover your flaws
Guys will like that
Oh, but not too much
Then you're a clown
But what if I don't want to tend to every guys' needs?
Sh, quiet.
You need to talk
Be interesting
Because guys like that
Oh, but not too much
Then you're too chatty
Have passions and goals
Because guys like that
But don't be a feminist
Then you hate guys
Author's note: THAT IS NOT WHAT FEMINISM IS
Oh, you should be chill
Play some videogames or something
Guys will like that
Oh, but you can't be better than them
That's unnatural.
Be a leader
Have a strong personality
Because guys like that
Oh, but not too much
Then you're bossy
Okay, now you are perfect.
Now you are anything but you.
Guys will like that?
