We Stitch These Wounds (A Black Butler *Sebastian* FanFiction)

Chapter 26: Llama Drama.

•Mallory•

I need to go Christmas shopping. And this time of year.... Just no.

Yeah, there's a lot of good sales.

But there's also a lot of psychos.

Oh well.

I walk downstairs, and go straight to the door, to find a note on the key rack.

'Mal,

I used your car to go to Walmart.

Love, Vannah.'

Motherfucker.

I walk around the house, until I make it to the kitchen.

Because I hear people and smell food.

"Bard! Don't you dare use that flamethrower!" I hear Sebastian yell.

"Sorry, mate. Just tryin to get this chicken cooked."

I walk into the kitchen, to find Bard holding his flamethrower next to an uncooked chicken.

Sebastian looks like he's gonna choke somebody.

"Well that's why we have ovens and frying pans!" Sebastian screams, throwing a wooden spoon at him.

"What the bloody hell is wrong with you, Sebastian?!" Bard shrieks, throwing the spoon back at him, hitting him in the nose.

"Fuck you, Bardroy! Get the hell out of here, leave the cooking to me you noob!" Sebastian yells, throwing his hands in the air.

Bard shrugs, and walks past me.

"Aye, Mallory."

"Hi, Bard."

"Oh hey, Mal. Do you need something?" Sebastian asks, grabbing the chicken and cutting the oven on.

"I need the keys to your car."

"Um, why? You have your own car."

"Savannah has it."

"Oh. Well, here, then." He says, and throws the keys at me. I grab them, and shove them into my jacket pocket.

"Where are you going, anyways?" He asks, shoving the chicken into the oven, and turning the temperature up.

"Shopping."

"Oh. Do you want me to go with you?"

"No. It's Christmas shopping."

"Fine. Run along, then."

"Whatever."

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Sebastian's car smells like fresh cat litter. Like when you first open the box of cat litter that you just bought at the store because you ran out and need to clean the litter box, and then the litter hits you in the face with that fresh smell? Yeah.

It smells like the lavender kind that Femme uses. That's kind of weird.

I step out of the car, and walk into the mall.

Okay, I'll shop for the Phantomhive squad first.

Now, what the hell do I get the servants? I don't know what to get... You know what? I'll just get some fucking McDonald's gift cards.

I pick up four of them, and then walk around to find something for Ciel.

I walk into Hollister, being that's where teenage kids go...right?

And he needs more modern clothes. Like a hoodie or something.

I look around, until I find a grey and blue hoodie with Hollister written across it.

Eh... He likes blue and dark colors, it looks like Ciel. I'll get him that.

I buy that for him, and then walk around more.

Let's see, I'll get Alaina something because everybody else probably wants stuff from Hot Topic.

I walk into a store that's all pink, preppy and pop like.

There's probably something One Direction in there.

I walk into the store, and all the preppy kids in there give me weird looks. I glare and hiss at one of them, and they back away. I smirk to myself, and walk to the back where I see some band shirts.

There we go, I see a One Direction phone case. Looks like Alaina. I get that, as well as a Fifth Harmony necklace.

Ok, I gotta get out of this awful store. Ew ew ew.

I make my way to my home; Hot Topic. I walk over to the band merch, and get Alyssa a 5SOS shirt. I pick Shyanne up a My Chemical Romance hoodie. I grab Savannah a Panic! At The Disco shirt, and see a shirt with Nyan Cat on it, which I assume Sebastian would want.

I check the stuff out, and then walk down to Barnes & Noble.

Savannah needs a Bible because that poor child needs Jesus- no, all of them need Jesus. Eh. I pick her up a book from this series she's been reading.

I get Shyanne something about a werewolf or some shit because she's into that stuff.

I am so tempted to buy Sebastian a Bible right now, you don't even know.

Wait, what does he even read?

You know what? I'll get him a coloring book. Because everybody loves coloring.

OH MY GOD, I'LL GET HIM A BLACK LEATHER JACKET. THAT'S PERFECT.

I run back upstairs, and into Hot Topic; they have leather jackets. I run over to where the guy's stuff is, and get the smallest jacket I can find. I quickly pay for that, and leave the store.

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i havent eaten in two days and im starting to get hungry and im at my moms work and they dont have food so im gonna have to wait until i get home

i want ice cream but thats a stupid idea unless i want to throw up becausE IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

its not fun, man

i just want some ice cream without getting sick damn