The Squad Reacting To Songs On The Radio.

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RAP STATION (ew)

CIEL: Who the hell names their kid Kanye? Why is he singing about her booty?

SEBASTIAN: Oh my God why

MALLORY: Oh my God turn this shit off I will kill you my ears are bleeding

SAVANNAH: Please no

SHYANNE: Why?

ALYSSA: This isn't something I like...

ALAINA: I WAS RUNNIN' THRU THE 6 WITH MY WOES *nae naes*

CHEYENNE: im gonna scream

POP

CIEL: I thought Taylor Swift sang country..?

SEBASTIAN: No I hate Miley Cyrus I only like Hannah Montana

MALLORY: No I'm dying the closest things to pop I like is Paramore and Halsey and that's not pop it's alternative stop

SAVANNAH: LOCO MANIAC SICK BITCH PSYCHOPATH

SHYANNE: I don't know any of these songs...

ALYSSA: SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR AND I KNOW NOW THAT I'M SO DOWN

ALAINA: HOLY FUCK IT'S ONE DIRECTION OMG

CHEYENNE: I prefer rock... but this is Halsey and she's cool.

COUNTRY

CIEL: Why are they talking like Mallory?

SEBASTIAN: Umm... is this what they listen to where Mallory lives?

MALLORY: Oh look, it's Carrie Underwood.

SAVANNAH: I know this song! SHATTER EVERY WINDOW TILL ITS ALL BLOWWWN AWAAAAAAYYY- oh, excuse me.

SHYANNE: I thought there was only a country station in Virginia and other southern states..?

ALYSSA: I'm Filipino I don't listen to this this is for redneck descendants or whatever white country people they are like Mal and Savannah

Mallory- "I'M NOT A REDNECK, I'M JUST SLIGHTLY COUNTRY!"

ALAINA: Hey, I remember when I was obsessed with Hunter Hayes yo

CHEYENNE: This sounds like my home state West Virginia where the redneck population is approximately 18395829583929103847482910

CHRISTIAN

CIEL: SEBASTIAN, I FOUND A RADIO STATION YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO.

SEBASTIAN: Is this song about Jesus?

MALLORY: GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN OVER THE HILLS AND EVERYWHERE

SAVANNAH: GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN THAT JESUS CHRIST IS BORN

SHYANNE: Jesus is awesome

ALYSSA: They sing these songs at my church

ALAINA: JESUS SLAYS

CHEYENNE: Jesus take the wheel

ROCK

CIEL: Isn't this what Mal and Sebastian and Savannah and Shy listen to?

SEBASTIAN: *head bangs to Metallica and freaks out when Nirvana comes on and head bangs to that*

MALLORY: WITH THE LIGHTS OUT ITS LESS DANGEROUS HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US

SAVANNAH: I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US

SHYANNE: A MULATTO AN ALBINO A MOSQUITO MY LIBIDO

ALYSSA: HEY

ALAINA: YAY

CHEYENNE: *makes guitar noises*

CLASSICAL

CIEL: Now this is nice.

SEBASTIAN: I listened to this in the what, 19th century?

MALLORY: This sounds like what we used to play in band.

SAVANNAH: Eh, it's alright

SHYANNE: I bet Ciel is jamming out to this.

ALYSSA: What the fuck?

ALAINA: ?????

CHEYENNE: kk

METAL

CIEL: *runs*

SEBASTIAN: *screams along to a Slipknot song*

MALLORY: *screams along with Sebastian*

SAVANNAH: *moshes*

SHYANNE: *bird dances*

ALYSSA: I could get used to this.

ALAINA: *runs with Ciel*

CHEYENNE: i just thought of that bmth song off the heezay, that mal likes

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because me and Cheyenne and my boyfriend (Greyson *but everybody calls him Grey kk*) were having a deep conversation about who invented carrots and some other fucked up shit

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