1. They like to sit in boxes.
2. They drink water from a sink or bowl, but forbid to bathe in it.
3. They like to attack feet.
4. They like to attack socks.
5. They like to jump on things.
6. They do not like their belly rubbed.
7. They cough up hairballs of their own fur.
8. They like to scratch furniture.
9. They like to be underfoot.
10. They like to sleep.
11. They do not like lasagna.
12. They can like dogs.
13. The do not like the cone of shame.
14. They like to nap.
15. They can jump high.
16. They like to roll around.
17. They like grooming themselves
18. They do not like being dressed in clothes.
19. They can knock things over.
20. They meow.
21. They hiss.
22. They purr.
23. They can arch their backs.
24. They mew.
25. They jump.
26. They have claws. (no duh)
27. They can get sick.
28. They love catnip.
29. They caterwaul.
30. They can be talkative.
31. They can be quiet.
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RandomFunny jokes and puns from Leopardclaw! Some may not be made by me; I'll point out the ones that are by me.
