Waltz Of The Persistent Plot Bunnies

The Firefly Fairies

Wrote this at 2:00 in the morning and spell checked it. I forget how long this has been sitting here, I thought "Why not publish it now?"

Percy Jackson belongs to Rick Riordan, the Sugarplum Fairies belong to whoever made The Nutcracker, and the Sahara Desert belongs to God.

Percy Jackson was walking through the rainforest of the Sahara Desert in the dead of night and not freezing his butt off when he saw flashes of light behind a Redwood tree, even though Redwoods don't grow in the Sahara. He looked behind the Redwood tree and saw...

THE FIREFLY FAIRIES!!!!!

"Oh, Firefly Fairies," Percy asked in the hottest British accent ever, "wherever are your cousins, the Sugarplum Fairies?"(omg he sounded so like Winnie the pooh just then)

Every Firefly Fairy behind that Earth-defying Redwood turned and stared at him. "The Sugarplum Fairies?" They repeated in their high-pitched voices. "The SUGARPLUM FAIRIES? WHAT BUSINESS HAVE YOU WITH THE SUGARPLUM FAIRIES?"

Percy was scared. Hell, I would be too. The look in a Firefly Fairy's eyes when she's angry is enough to give Batman nightmares. And a whole flock of them is even scarier. So Percy replied, in a shaky voice, "I-I-I-I n-need-d t-t-to k-kill-l-l one."

The murderous looks in the fairies' eyes immediately disappeared. "Oh, okay." They replied. One pointed towards the end of the desert rainforest. "That way. I suggest strangling them. That way, you can watch their faces as they slowly run out of air and die." She chuckled and flew away.

By now, Percy was really creeped out. So, he jumped on a magical rainbow pegasus and flew off into the sunset. Even though it's barely dawn. And he should be a Percicle right about... Now! *Percy freezes to death* Yup. There we go. PSYCHIC!!!