Googleiplier, Jacksceptibot, and Me. (A Googleiplier + Jacksceptibot + Matthias Fan Fic)
_Matthias P.O.V_
"Google, that is NOT how you do laundry!!" I angrily yelled at my Google IRL that i had received a few weeks ago. My advice, don't get one until all the bugs are worked out. Mine was super grumpy and angry all the time, and it never did anything right. He was kneeling in front of me in a pile of ripped clothing ( mine, of course ), and was in the process if ripping my favorite shirt in half. He had shiny black hair that was pushed off to one side. His square glasses were falling down the bridge of his mechanic nose as his face scrunched up in rage. His black eyes glared up at me. After a moment of hesitation staring at my angry face, he huffed and walked off. "Google, if you don't fix these." I was cut off by the sound of my doorbell ringing loudly. I sighed, and started walking towards the door. The doorbell rang again. "Coming!!" I yelled as I quickened my pace. Yet it rang again. "I said I'm coming!" I quickly unlocked the door and flung it open. I stared in awe at who was standing in my doorway. "Took ya long enough!" An Irish voice said. "Sean! What are you doing here!!" Jackscepticeye, or Sean, answered with a cheeky smile. "I..." He began until I cut him off. "And whose that?" I pointed to the tall man standing behind him. He looked really nervous, and was staring at his feet. He looked like he was about to say something to him when Sean spoke. "Well, 'ya see, I ordered one of those robot thingies that you got, and I uhh, kinda was wonderin' if you could take 'im off my 'ands." He said, putting on his most winning smile. "Why???" I stepped back and let Sean and his Google IRL enter. "Hi, I'm J..." The robot started in a happy voice when Sean cut him off. "Shut up!" He snarled at it. The robot instantly stopped, and stood still. "Anyway...." Sean leaned in to whisper something in my ear. "There's a couple 'o glitches, and it's WAY too clingy. The thing follows me everywhere!" Sean said just quiet enough so that his robot couldn't hear. "Couldn't you give it to someone else?" I sighed. "What about Mark?" "Tried 'im. 'E said that 'e was too busy for somethin like that, and that 'e didn want one." Sean said. "Wade lives too far away, and I bet he couldn't take care of it. I even tried Pewds." He sighed, discouraged. I stood there, with my hands on my hips, trying to decide what to do. "'An you got experience!" Sean added mischievously. "No I don't! All I have is Google! And he's always grumpy and disobedient!" I retorted. At that very moment, my lovely Google decided to pop in. He huffed, crossing his arms, and glared at me with his pouty face. "Ha ha!" Sean chuckled. "You could try to be a bit nicer to 'im!" Sean stepped a bit closer to examine Google. The robot backed up, looking disgusted. Sean's robot walked over to me. "Hello! My name is Jacksceptibot, but you can just call me Jack, or Jackbot, for short! He said excitedly. He put out his hand and grabbed mine, wildly shaking it. I stumbled back a bit after he let go of my hand. At least he didn't hit me in the croch, like Google did. "You named him after yourself?!?!" I turned around, and looked over at Sean with a stunned look. He couldn't be THAT rash to name the robot after himself, right? "Heh." Sean chuckled embarrassedly. "Well, he looks like me, so I decided to name him after my channel." He turned back to look at Google. "You should name yours, too." I sighed. "Jack," I began. The robot Jack turned its head. "I mean Sean, is that really the most important thing right now?" I went over to stand by him. "Eh! He looks like Markiplier! You should name him Mark!!" Sean said excitedly. "Look, his name is Google," I sighed at Sean's childish notions, before being interrupted by him again. "He is a Iplier! I just know it!" Sean looked deep in thought. Suddenly, he piped up."That's it!! You should name him Googleiplier!" Sean said excitedly. I frowned, and thought about it. Google was just a robot. A prototype, nonetheless. Why should he have a name? Then again, I should probably treat him like another human. Google is a terrible name. I had to admit, Googleiplier had a nice ring to it. "I suppose that would be alright....." I sighed, giving in to Sean. "Yay! Googleiplier it is!" Sean lifted his hand in the air, waiting for a high five. I pushed him away, and faced Google. "Ok Google." I began, and got his attention. "What is it, Matt-Scum." He said in a monotone voice. "Ha ha! He sure is goofy, eh Matt-Scum!" Sean roared with laughter, pointing at me. I reached one hand behind me, and shoved Sean. "What I was trying to say was that you're new name will be Googleiplier." I sighed. "And pluh-ease don't call me Matt-Scum." I stepped back to let Google have some time to process this. He jerked, and then turned to me. "Hello, Matthias. My name is Googleiplier. How may I help you." He said. I was surprised at his response. Wow. The new name must have changed his personality. "Actually, I..." I began before Googleiplier cut me off. "Just kidding, Matt-Scum." I sighed and grunted at his comment. Sean looked at his phone quickly, and started to get jumpy. "Ya know, I have to go to this uhhhh,........conference. And I can't bring You Know Who." He nodded at his robot, who was now examining himself in the mirror closely. "Conference?...." I managed to squeak out before Sean led me away from Jackbot. "Ya know, its real fancy and junk. No robots allowed." He whispered. I scratched the back of my head. Jacksceptibot couldn't be THAT bad. "I guess I could take him for today...." I said before Sean cut me off. "Great! I'll just leave him here with you then, and you'll be all right and cosy!" Sean said quickly, while backing off towards the door. "I'll email you in about a month to see how he's doing!!! Got to go now, my date uhh, i mean conference is in a couple of minutes!!! Bye Matt!!" He opened the door and ran down the steps to his car. He jumped in and waved at me before he speedily drove away. I was standing there in the doorway, Jacksceptibot and Googleiplier standing behind me, wondering what in the world had just happened. Googleiplier and Jackbot glared at each other, and started arguing. Jack looked a little stunned, and sad. I wasn't really listening to them fight. The whole time i only had two things running through my mind.
'Since when does Sean go to conferences?'
And
'When in the world did Sean get a girlfriend?'
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