Freak

Filler - like Thriller, just with less Michael Jackson. . . . .

Hey yo yo, wassup my dogs!

Sorry. Feeling ghetto.

Anyhoo, I'm over at my lovely friend Nanceh's house right now. Say hi Nanceh!

Nanceh said hi. She also likes fro-yo. Yo-fro. Afro. Da po-po.

I am in a REALLY weird mood tonight, so, yeah. Prepare to have your minds boggled by the extreme nature of my randomosity this chapter.

MANGOSSSSSSSSSS. . . . . .

I just introduced Nanceh to wattpad, and she's snorting at something in a non-fic called "The UnSlut Project". Aparently Aaron's gay. . . .?

So confused.

ANyhoo, on to the story!

I want some votes, mah peeps! SHOW YO LUV!!!!!!

COMMENTCOMMENTCOMMENTCOMMENT. . . . . . . .murgh.

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RECAP: Liam's gonna kill me.. . . . .

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Liam's POV

I'm gonna kill him.

One does not simply walk into your shared home and announce that you are bringing in someone else.

ESPECIALLY when that someone is of a different gender!!!

When he announced that this. . . .Bean. . . . .was going to be staying a whle, reactions were mixed.

Niall didn't care. All he said was "She can't have my sleeping spot," then walked away. Poor Ni.

Louis looked suspicious, then walked up to her and stroked her cheek, whispering "Stay away from the curly one". He then grinned suddenly and poked Zayn's cheek. "Use protection." Bean smirked.

"Won't be necessary. . ." She muttered.

Harry just smiled softly and murmured "Welcome to Hell" before snagging Lou and disappearing to who knows where.

I was horrified. THERE WAS NOWHERE FOR HER TO SLEEP. Whatever. The floor was hers.

Zayn was simply resigned.

Bean herself looked a bit pensieve. I mean, she was going to be living in a house consisting completely of males, never mind the fact that I'm pretty sure at least three out of the five are gay.

Wait. . . . . so there's Louis, who's pretty damn flamboyant, even though he denies it. Then there's Harry, who has the hots for Lou. . . I think. Then. . . . . Maybe Zayn. Or Niall? I'm pretty sure I'M straight at least, haven't been feeling any random compulsions to stare at my mate's asses, so yeah.

Well damn. Our group is one big bundle of homosexuality, innit?

Next thing you know, out new friend Bean would turn out lesbian!

Gahhhhhhh. . . . . . . . .

　

Bean's POV

Ha, they're funny. All like, "Ooh, she's a girl so she's gonna be all prissy and shit and be irritating". Idiots. Judging from the gay signals I was getting from a couple of them anyway, I was pretty sure I'd fit in just fine.

I'm glad I saw that kid/bird. Zayn. This group seems like something I've kinda wanted for a long, long time.

Maybe here I'll be able to make friends, BE a friend. Maybe they had OTHER cute friends.

Mmmmm. . . . .I've never really had a true relationship.

My thoughts are extremely disjointed.

That Liam kid that looks like a hercules puppy doesn't like me. Or at least, he is unsure about me. I felt that much.

He also thinks I'm a lesbian. . . . . . . .

Man, I am making all KINDS of good impressions!

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Man, that chapter sucked, but I am WAY to lazy to fix it. Enjoy it, Embrace it. I'll do a better one tommorrow, possibly involving a teeny tiny bit of smut.

Should I? Should I not? Yes, I CAN write smut, and I'm actually kind of good at it in my opinion (shut it Janelle), so just tell me if it's too early for a Harry or Lou awkward dream moment. Yes, very cliche. Deal.

I know how awkward it is to comment about smut, cause then people look on your profile and are like "DAYUM WTF THEY BEEN DOIN?!?!", so the code word shall be mango.

Example: "Hey yo, you are an amazing writer and extremely attractive MIGHT I ADD! Marry me! Btw, you should totally include mangos in the next chapter! LUV U xoxoxoxo"

^See? Easy peasy mac-n-cheesy!

That was so lame.

Comment/vote! A lot!

And know that I appreciate all of you because my story almost has 1000 views WHOOTWHOOT!

PEACE!

P.S.  Dude, I am like really thirsty right now.  WTF?