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33. I got a new number :) text for the number

34.  Would you die if your head was chopped off? Couldn't you just glue it back on...?

35. Someone just tried to convince me that the sun is a star.... no it's a sun you freaking idiot!

36. What percentage off water is celery?

37. im enroling in coledge as i tipe.

38. I never knew that there were green apples...

39. So If dogs can't talk, then do they have brains? I know they walk but is that because we tell them to?

40. Without you, I'm a half. With you, I'm a hole.

41. Did they come up for 911 to be the number for the police because of 9/11?

42. Does it snow in Japan?

43. Just found out that cuted is the past tense of cut O.o


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