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Ermergurd!!!!!

I came back after kind of abandoning this account and saw 31 votes and it kind of made my day. Is that sad? I've kind of had a really hard time finding more moments, so if you have idiot friends like me, comment! 

Anyway, thanks again,to all those that voted. Now to the moments.

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55.Friend: I think I just ate glue...

Me: you just can't stay on your gluten free diet, can you?

56. Friend: what goes down but never goes up?

Me: Uh... rain??

Friend: My grades.

56. Caution: Water on road during rain

57. Humans: Cut down trees, make paper from it,and write 'save th tree's on it.

58. Sorry, I can't make my...Uh.... goldfish is going to drown that day.

59. Pushing a door for the longest time then realizing it says pull.

60. I not apologising. Im sorry, but that's just who I am.

61. I may be stupid, but at least I still have each other.

62. I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you're wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you're even wondering what I'm wondering... I wonder.. I wonder if you read all that.

63. I don't suffer from I'm insanity... I enjoy it.

64. The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

65. I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied 






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