The Maze Runner: Song Parodies

Shuck Me Baby? (Call Me Maybe-Carly Rae Jepsen)

(Thomas:)
Woke up surrounded by walls
They're over 50ft tall
I remember nothing at all
But they stand in my way

I see a guy over there
He's got some fabulous hair
His arms are strong like a bear
I think he's outta my league

His hair was blowing
Ripped jeans
Alby he was holding
Late night
Maze was closing
Where you think you're going, Minho?!

Hey I'm a Glader
And you look sexy
Can I come with you?
Run with me maybe?
It's hard to look right at you Minho
Cuz your hotness
Sorta blinds me

(Minho:)
Hey my name's Minho
Yes I'm sexy
I'm a runner
You're so not for me
And the other Gladers
Try to chase me
But you're not sexy
And I'm not gay

(Thomas:)
I guess Minho didn't fall
But there's that one who is tall
Yeah, I'm not straight at all
I Say hi to Newt today

He's got blonde hair and it's real
At first sight and he steals
I think he's looking my way
Now I love the Glade

His hair was blowing
Ripped jeans
Yell at a Glader
Yeah you've got the accent
Where you think your going, Newty?!

Hey my name's Thomas
You're a blondie
Second leader
How are you single?

(Newt:)
That's bloody wrong, you have some issues
Get that checked out
By the med-jacks

(Thomas:)
But Newt I love you
Your butt's attractive
You are quite cute
Homestead with me?

Before I came into the glade
I wanted a boyfriend
I wanted a boyfriend
And you'd be so perfect
Before I came into the glade
I wanted a boyfriend
I wanted a boyfriend
And you'd be so perfect

(Newt:)
If you can get all your klunk together
I'll call you tommy
Be we're not dating

(Thomas:)
I'll make sure that
The fandom knows this
He really loves me
He won't admit it
Now I'll go do something
Really stupid
He'll have to save me
My sexy boyfriend

Before I came into the glade
I wanted a boyfriend
I wanted a boyfriend
And you'd be so perfect
Before I came into the glade
I wanted a boyfriend
I wanted a boyfriend
And you'd be so perfect

(Newt:)
Shut it, Tommy