Glader Carols

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Jingle Bells
Jingle bells
Thomas smells
Minho runs the maze
Gally's mad and cranks are bad
And Newt is my soulmate

Shuck the Walls
Deck the walls with parts of griever, falalalala-la-lalala
'Tis the season to be mapping, falalalala-la-lalala
Don we now our crank apparel, falalalalala-la-la-la
Run the ever changing labyrinth, falalalala-la-la-la-laaaaaaa

Gally got Abducted by a Griever
Gally got abductef by a griever
Fleeing from the glade the other night
You can say there's no such thing as WICKED
But as for me and Minho we believe

Thomas the Red-Faced Slinthead
Thomas the red-faced slinthead
Had some really funny hair
And if you ever saw it
You'd say that he had no flare
All of the other Gladers
Used to laugh and call him green
They never let poor Thomas
Run inside the changing maze
Then one night when the doors were closing
Minho came to say
"Thomas with your ugly hair won't you be griever bait tonight"
Then how the Gladers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Thomas you little shuckface
You'll go down the griever hole!"

Minho Shank is Coming to Town
You'd better be careful, you'd better not die
You'd better run fast I'm telling you why
Minho Shank is coming to town
He's making some maps and checking them twice
He's gonna find out if WICKED is nice
Minho Shank is coming to town
He sees you in the map room
He sees you in the maze
He knows if you are dead or not so don't die for goodness sake!

**THANK YOU!!!!!**
**MERRY CHRISTMAS**
**SHANKS!!'**
**HOPE YOU ENJOYED**
**MY GLADER CAROLS!!!!**

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