Scenario: Because the MC always get kidnapped somehow. Always.
What Should Have Happened:
Option A:
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" I glared at him and bit down on his finger.
Hard.
"Say a word more and you're dead," he threatened, wrenching his finger away from me.
You picked the wrong person, you utter prick.
I smiled winningly at him and slammed my knee into his crotch.
"Still want to kidnap me?"
Option B:
Glancing to the thick tome on the side table, I quickly picked it up and hit the back of his head, knocking him unconscious...hopefully.
I started running.
Option C:
I took aim and threw the projectile into his face.
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Scenario: When MC gets kidnapped, she totally just goes along with everything he says. Yeah...
What Should Have Happened:
Option A
Waking up in an unfamiliar room, I frowned as I looked around my surroundings. Where the heck was I? Last I remembered...
Oh yeah..
I was kidnapped.
"They're so going to laugh about this for days..." I sighed as I glanced at the clock.
The door opened, revealing a man with an average build.
Mentally, I dubbed him "Napper".
"Looks like you're awake."
"No, my eyes are obviously closed and I'm totally not staring at anything," I said sarcastically. "It's just a figment of your epic imagination."
'Napper' smiled slowly, amused, "I was aware that you had a quick tongue, but.."
"Ew! Do not go there. Don't. I don't even know who you are," I said, disgusted.
Option B:
"You are not to -"
"Spare me the lecture," I cut him off with a huff. "You are not my parent whatsoever. Jeez!"
"While you're in this house, I expect you to - "
I stared at him.
"Dude, you ain't Darth Vader and I ain't Luke."
Option C:
"This room is off-limits -"
"Okay," I said agreeably.
Pffft. Yeah right.
As if I was going to listen to him.
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LosoweBased off the "Things You Hate in a Story" thread. This is my take on stereotypes and clichés of all kinds. This may serve as a guide or reference on how to approach various situations in a more natural twist. NOTE: No offence meant to anyone. I'm j...