Chapter 13: There's a naked man on my bed

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Nyctalgia's POV
As soon as I got home I changed back into my normal, beautiful, and fabulous self. I'm actually free-falling from the sky right now sense I was at least 100 and some odd feet in the air. So I should probably get my wings out and fly away before I kill myself. Which Lucid would not be happy about, cause we both promised that we'd die together unless the other one like sacrificed themselves or told us otherwise. Which I wouldn't take lightly cause if Lucid died I wouldn't want to life alone, and if I died I wouldn't want him living alone. Besides! I wanna live to see my nieces and nephews grow up! That's probably gonna be awhile though. I spread my wings just before I hit the ground and I flew up to my balcony. I landed softly on the concrete and heard a loud bang on the glass doors. I turned and saw Scout shaking his head and siting in front of the door. I snickered and opened the sliding glass doors. I stepped inside and leaned down and picked him up.
"What the hell were you doing Scout? Trying to break a hole through the glass, or were you excited to see me?"
I smiled and scratched behind his ears. As I did I heard a moan. I stopped and looked around.
"What are you stopping! Come on Ive been waiting for you to scratch behind there cause I couldn't blooded reach it!"
I dropped the cat and he fell lightly onto my bed. He flicked his tail and turned around to face me.
"Oh now your going to throw me around now are you!"
I shook my head, "No, you just kinda.."
"Startled you?"
The cat smiled up at me, if that was even possible but somehow he pulled I off. I nodded my head and kneeled down next to the bed. "Well yeah, I mean it's not often that you hear a cat talk." Scout shrugged, "True. Then maybe I should turn into my real self so that you don't feel weird talking to a cat." I frowned, "Wait, real form?"
Scout started to grow before my very eyes. There was a bright flash of light and then there was a older man sitting on my bed. He was maybe in his early thirties, late twenties. He had short white hair that fell over his eyes and the right half of his head was shaved, he had tan skin, and bright golden eyes like mine and Lucid's. But what really made my face burn redder than a fucking tomato was that he was bloody fuckin naked.
I averted my eyes and turned away, "Put on some fucking clothes!"
I heard him laugh, "What! I've seen you butt naked!"
"That was before I knew you could shape-shift like I could!"
"It's not like you haven't seen a dick before!"
"Hey the only other one I've seen is my brothers and I'd like to keep it that way!"
The bed groaned, "Suit yourself!" I heard a small pop and I turned slowly to see what happened. The human Scout now had clothes on and had his arms crossed and was smirking at me. He had on leather skinny jeans, a black tank and a white flannel that matched his hair, and he also had some black high tops on with my bandana still wrapped around his neck.
"Thank you for actually putting clothes on." He shrugged, "Your my master I do what my master tells me to do."
I frowned, "Master? What do you mean master?" He shrugged, "You found me, took me in, gave me food, a bed, a home." He looked at the floor and smiled. "You gave me a life again." He smiled up at me. "And plus I'm bound to follow my master when ever he has been reincarnated."
I frowned once again, "How old are you anyway?"
"3,567 years old."
"Holy shit."
He chuckled, "What I don't look that old?" I shook my head, "Nope!"
Suddenly my cellphone rang. I answered it, "Hello?"
"Where are my closes ya little shit?!"
"Well hi to you to Lucid!"
"You sound like your freaked out, you okay?"
I looked at Scout and he was smirking at me. "Oh yeah I'm fine, other than the fact that I just found out that my cat can talk and shape-shift just like me. And supposedly I'm some reincarnated hero or something."
The other end of the line was silent for a moment and then I heard him clear his throat. "Say what now?"
"MY.CAT.CAN.SPEAK.AND.DO.THE. SAME.SHIT.I.CAN!!!"
I yelled into the phone.
"Θεοί άνθρωπος δεν χρειάζεται να φωνάζω στο τηλέφωνο!"
(Gods man you don't have to yell into the phone!)
"Έχω κάθε δικαίωμα να φωνάζουν στο τηλέφωνο!!!"
(I have every right to tell into the phone!!!)
"Στη συνέχεια, να μου αποδείξει το γαμημένο γάτα μπορεί να μιλήσει και να διαμορφώσει στροφή!"
(Then prove to me the fucking cat can talk and shape-shift!)
I tapped the face time button and pointed the camera at Scout.
"Scout say hi."
He looked up and waved while smiling, "Sup."
"Still doesn't give me anything Nyctalgia."
Lucid was staring at me like I was stupid. I sighed clearly annoyed and stressed out.
"Scout change back into a cat real quick!"
He nodded, "K."
I kept the camera aimed at him and he slowly changed back into a cat. He sat on the bed and meowed. I stepped in front of the camera, "See! See! I fucking told you!!!" Lucid was staring at the bed in shock. He pointed at the cat, "The fucking cat just changed!"
I nodded, "Yep! See why I'm a little stressed now!"
There was a loud pop and Scout appeared back in his human form.
"Form the last time put your damn clothes on!!!"
Scout laughed and snapped his fingers. His clothes appeared back on him and he rolled on the bed laughing. "Your funny master!"
"He calls you master?!"
"Yeah remember when I said that I was a reincarnation of a hero or something?"
He nodded.
"Yeah that's why."
He nodded again, "Well this has been an eventful day hasn't it."
"No shit."

Lucid's POV
I stared at the screen in wonder and just completely freaked out. I only had about 10 minutes left until I had to leave but I kinda just wanted to get up and go now.
"So why did he even tell you about this anyway?"
Nyctalgia shrugged, "No clue haven't figured that out yet." The human Scout rolled onto his stomach and sighed.
"Master I'm hungry."
Nyctalgia sighed, "Give me one moment I am on the phone here! Jeez I feel like I already have a kid of my own." He rubbed the back of his head and sighed again.
"So you said take out for dinner right?"
I nodded, "Yep."
"Want me to wait for you?"
"Sure I'm gonna be out of here in like 5 minutes."
"K. See you soon."
"Bai!"
He looked at me nervously and waved. I ended the call just as Geena was walking back from the printed with 5 large packets that I made her print out so that she could read them. They were only like 50 pages each, no big deal. She smiled and put them in her bag and flung it across her shoulder.
"Ready boss?"
I smiled, "Stop callin me boss I'm your mentor."
"But it sounds weird saying mentor and it sounds cooler saying boss so Imma call you boss."
I shrugged and smiled, "Whatever."
I sighed and got up, "That's totally up to you about what you wanna call me any way." I booped her on the nose, "I just get to judge." I grabbed my jacket and walked off towards the elevator. She called after me and I heard her running after me.
"Catch me if you can!"
I sprinted towards the elevator doors. I heard her laughing and I pressed the elevator button.
She caught me just before the doors opened.
"Damn it! I tried so hard!"
"No hard enough!"
I chuckled, "Whatever."
We both stepped into the elevator and smiled. We stood there silently for a moment listening to the crappy elevator music. I was leaned up against the back wall while she stood to my right clutching her purse. I turned suddenly towards her with a thoughtful look on my face.
"Would you wanna go out to eat with my brother and I tonight?"
She looked at me startled then smiled.
"You don't have to if you don't want to! We're just going to a fast food restaurant probably, but I just wanted to ask ya know?"
She nodded, "Sure! I live off of fast found right now mostly anyway!"
I looked at her, "You sure don't look like you do."
She smiled and acted like she was flipping long hair, "Why thank you!" I laughed and the doors opened and we walked out into the lobby. Some people stared at us going by as we walked out the door.
"So you wanna meet us there?"
"I don't have a car, I walked."
I raised my eyebrows in surprise, "Say what now!" She giggled, "I only live 10 blocks away." "10 blocks! That's it I'm driving you TOO and FROM work from now on!!!" She laughed, "You don't need to do that! I'm fine with walking."
I shook my head, "Nope! I insist! I will gladly cart you around!" She smiled and shrugged, "Okay! Deal!"
She reached out and I shook her hand confirming the deal. I got a small shockwave up my arm and a vision popped in my head for a brief second. It was of a boy who was LONG dead by now! But when he was dead and gone he definitely carried on. If you haven't caught my drift yet, I am speaking of a well beloved singer. And his name starts with a Gerard and ends in a Way.
Figured it out! Sold to the person in the blue sweater! Yes it was Gerard fucking Way. And then I realized as I looked at Geena as we walked to my car that she looked pretty much EXACTLY like him.
'Jesus Christ my coworker is the reincarnation of Gerard Way. If that's what the vision meant...whatever.' I closed the door to the passenger side after Geena got in and hopped over the hood to the drivers side. I heard her laugh and I smiled as I opened the door.
"Did you like my little hop, skip, and a jump across my hood?"
She nodded and smiled, "Yep! It was beautiful!" Her smile looked exactly like all of Gerard's smiles and it made me smile happily. 'Ahh the memories. Even though I never got to see them in concert like the thousands of other MCR fans. Stay strong my fellow brethren we'll get through it together.' I flew down the streets and nearly ran into a stupid person trying to cross the street when it was a green light for me. I made it to my apartment and quickly parked. I opened Geena's door for her and smiled, "Shall we ma'lady?"
She giggled again, (sounded just like Gerard's. I may faint from fanboying, if that's a thing then if not I may just say fangirling.) "Why thank you kind sir!" She took my outstretched arm and we skipped to the door. (Seriously I may faint, I'm skipping with Gerard Way.) she let go of my arm and we made our way up the stairs cause the elevator was still broken. We finally got to the top floor and I sighed, "That's my work out for today!" She smiled, "Try doing it in heels."
"Nah I'm good!"
Before I even touch the door knob it swung open and Nyctalgia grabbed the front of my shirt and pulled me so close we could've been kissing.
"Bro! Help me with the fucking cat! I am stressed right now!"
He paused and looked at Geena, "Oh hi! Didn't see you there!" She smiled and waved.
He looked back at me and raised his eyebrows, "Xéreis ti fíli sas eínai Gerard Way sostá?"
(You know your girlfriend is Gerard Way right?)

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