▍No Ordinary Summer - Dipper X Reader X Bill ▐ ✔

Chapt. 7

~• Dippɛʀ'ร pѳѵ •~  

As we walked back to the shack (oh dat rhymed), I thought about what could Grunkle Stan could possibly be hiding from us. I mean like all this time?! What was that all about? But before I could think any further we've reached the Shack. 

"Whoa..." I said as I saw police lines and stuff scattered everywhere. 

I cant believe they accused Grunkle Stan on stealing some useless chemical waste. What would Grunkle Stan be doing with that? He's just some harmless, cranky, and stingy old man who runs a famous tourist trap. What could he possibly do with those?

I walked into the Shack with (Y/n), Mabel and Bill. The governor's agents were everywhere here. So we had to sneak in. Once we got in we searched everywhere. At last we searched Stan's room.

We searched under his bed, a loose floorboard and what we found was kinda embarrassing. Porn magazines. Well, better not touch those. Anyways, he's innocent! Then Mabel's calling caught my attention. 

"Hey Dipper, look. This Jackal's antler's leaning. Imma just pop it back" Mabel said. 

"Wait Mabel no!" But it's too late she just 'fixed' it. 

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"Psh, nothing happened" she shrugged.

"Behind you. It's a secret hidden computer" I replied, wiping the dusty screen.

"Huh, it looks like some security footage player and look, there's a tape here. Let's go and watch it" Bill said as he placed in a tape that said 'Gift shop, Tuesday'. Then we saw a video of Wendy, Soos and Mabel doing some weird dance.

"What? I had to okay" Mabel tried to defend herself.

"Do the worm Soos! Yeah!"

"Uhh, let's just fast forward..." Mabel urged as (y/n) fast forward the clip. She fast forward until we saw Grunkle Stan there, stacking and sorting some 'merchandise' behind the cashier counter.

"See! I knew it, he was innocent!" 

"Shut up and look at this Pine Tree" Bill suddenly said. Stan's gone out of the shop!

"Maybe he just went for a night stroll? Or doing his 'business' in the woods?" (y/n) assumed and fast forward the clip until some guy in a nuclear safety suit came in with a few barrels of waste chemicals? 

"That couldn't be Stan" I stated.

"He sleeps anytime, anywhere, and everytime. He couldn't have been awake at this time"

It was currently 5 am in the clip and this mystery guy just keeps loading in chemical junk. Until he accidentally dropped a barrel. 

"Hot belgium waffles!" he hissed in pain as the barrel hit his toes.

"Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A -" and (y/n) paused the clip while Bill laughs like a madman.

Yep, that's Stan alright. But that just made everything worse. I saw a dusty box under the computer and I took it out. I opened it and all of us inspected the box and we were shocked by whats inside. Fake ID cards! 

"Hal Forrester" 

"Stetson Pinefield" 

"Andrew '8 Ball' Alcatraz" we all read the IDs names.

Suddenly Mabel's jaw dropped, followed by (y/n)'s and mine. Bill found a piece of newspaper and he handed it to me. It read 'Stan Pines DEAD'. Stan died because of a car crash? Then who was the guy we've been living with? I looked through the box even more and found some sort of paper with a code at the bottom of the box. I inspected it,

"Hey guys look at this. Does anyone knows what this might be?" I asked them.

"Yeah, that looks like that button panel from the vending machine you guys have" (y/n) stated.

Suddenly Mabel snapped her fingers. 

"That's it! The vending machine! No wonder Grunkle Stan's always all mysterious and overprotective around that thing! He must be hiding his work there! And that's the 'code' to unlock the entrance of his lair. The vending machine!" Mabel said completely solving the code.

I couldn't believe it. What is he up to?

 ~• Nɑʀʀɑtѳʀ'ร pѳѵ •~ 

So you guys rushed downstairs to the vending machine only to find Soos there 'guarding' the machine.

"Uh, excuse us Soos" Dipper said to Soos who stubbornly clung on to the poor machine.

"Sorry dude. I've been told by Mr. Pines to guard this machine with my life and I'm going to use this chance to prove myself. Mr. Pines is like the dad I never had" Soos replied extending his arms.

"Let us through Soos!" Mabel said charging at Soos and began kicking and punching in all directions. Dipper started to flail around his noodle arms in defeat and began 'punching' Soos. 

Soos then lifted them both up as they both continue flailing around and hitting him with baby punches.

"Trust me guys, this hurts me more than it hurts you" Soos said.

"Guys, this isn't gonna work" Bill said as if he's the most mature one out of all of you.

Mabel and Dipper stopped punching Soos and sighed. Mabel suddenly stepped forward, head down.

"Sorry Soos" then, she blew attack glitter all over his face!

"Ah! Attack glitter, it's pretty but it hurts!" Soos winced, rubbing his eyes.

"Quick (Y/n), the code!" Dipper said and you quickly inputted the code.

- m o r e  d r a m a t i c  s m o k e -   

The vending machine opened. Only to reveal a secret door in the back of it and a staircase leading to some sort of undiscovered basement.

All of you went inside it, descending the stairs. Soos decided to come along too since it's pointless on guarding the machine now.

"This looks like something from a video game!" Soos stated, looking around.

"This looks like something from a dream!" Mabel said.

"Or a nightmare" Dipper added.

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Okie so, sorry for the long wait D: I have some stuff to do. So, to make it up to ya I made 2 chapter updates (yaaayy?)

Edited: (10/01/17)