▍No Ordinary Summer - Dipper X Reader X Bill ▐ ✔

Chapt. 9

~• Nɑʀʀɑtѳʀ'ร pѳѵ •~

After all that excitement and 'just trust me' incident, you guys began to get to know Grunkle Stan's twin brother. Also known as Stanford Pines or Grunkle Ford. Yes, after an amazingly long and dramatical sad back stories about them, although often interrupted by Dipper's fanboy squeal.

It turns out that Grunkle Stan's real name is Stanley Pines and not Stanford. Also, the reason that Grunkle Ford was sucked into the portal was partly because of Grunkle Stan. The other one at fault was probably Bill, since he made a deal with Grunkle Ford that didn't go well. That explains Bill's quirky attitude and sweaty palms. But they sorted that out quickly.

You guys seem to have forgotten that the government was still outside. Luckily, Grunkle Stan reminds all of you about that fact. Probably since he's the one they're after. Grunkle Ford had an idea and whispered something to Dipper. Dipper handed Grunkle Ford a funky looking gun. Which made him and Dipper figure out a way and go all science crazy. 

Grunkle Ford went to the control panel room and made a simplistic machine that erased the government's memories through a radio signal. Soon enough, Grunkle Ford turned the machine on and told you to cover your ears. Everyone did as they're told and through a surveillance camera, Grunkle Ford chuckled at the memory loss governments.

You all went outside and faced the governments, telling them that they have made a mistake and asked for the USB chip filled with Grunkle Stan's crime history in one of their hands. Grunkle Ford took care of the chip easily. He fed it to a goat!

Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford said that they had to handle something so they sent you guys to bed early. Everyone insisted that they weren't tired but Grunkle Ford still told you guys to go to bed. You all dragged your feet upstairs and into the attic room then prepared to hit the hay.

- T i m e s k i p -

~• Yѳuʀ pѳѵ •~

Yesterday was a great day except the fact that my elbow still stings and had a mini car crash. I had pretty much of a good time with the Pines family. Especially meeting the author of the Journals. That was pretty thrilling and exciting. Considering the effort Dipper had been doing trying to solve the mystery of the author and finding out that it was his own family!

Beep! Beep!

"Grmbl... Screw you alarm clock!" I said covering my head under the pillow. Who even set that up in the first place? So annoying.

Beep! Beep!

"My gosh! Im up!" I flailed my arms around in defeat and got up. I see everyone is also annoyed because of the alarm clock and they're beginning to wake up too. 

"I call the shower first! Meet you peeps at breakfast!" I yelled quickly grabbing some change of clothes and running to the bathroom.

I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and then put on my clothes and then went downstairs to meet everyone in breakfast. I sat down and saw everyone having pancakes. Or how they call it 'Stan cakes' and how Grunkle Stan says it, 'its just like pancakes but with a bit of my hair in it!' So, I decided to cook my own pancakes. 

I sat beside Mabel while eating breakfast and I just felt ridiculous being stared at. I looked aside and saw Mabel's face, her face right inches away from mine and she's giving me that maniac grin with 'Stan cakes' between her braces as if she's planning something. 

"What do you want Mabel? If you want my pancakes you can have one" I poker-faced trying to get her face away from mine.

"Thanks (y/n)! I'll take your pancake, but that isn't what I'm grinning about"

'Oh no, she's grinning again' I thought.

"So, whatd'ya want?" I asked.

"I want an official sleepover! With no boys allowed!" she declared to the whole room. 

"Don't worry (y/n). I'm gonna invite some of my friends over and we can have a sleepover! Since you haven't really known anyone from the town" she began to ramble.

I know where this is going, girls night. Never, never, ever a good idea for me. It just never really worked out. There's always a truth or dare questions involving your crush and overly photo shopped teen magazines with shirtless boy fangirl time. But, she was so enthusiastic I  had to give in.

Mabel squealed again and told me that it starts tomorrow night. Plenty​ of time to leave to another country, change my name into Steve, have plastic surgery, and get a pet guinea pig which will be my fiance named Marquez.

~• Mɑbɛʆ'ร pѳѵ •~

Yes! (Y/n) agreed on the sleepover! We're gonna have so much fun. I'm gonna invite Candy and Grenda to the sleepover! Sure we're all gonna be sleeping in the attic room, yes all. Psh, Im not that awkward to tell the boys to sleep out. I'm just gonna put them away for a moment while we girls play ToD (Truth or Dare).

Yep, that game where all of your secrets blurts out and all your dreams come true. (Y/n) is so oblivious about how Dipper and Bill have been acting. Even I notice! Sure, that it's probably just my matchmaking senses, but they are really making it obvious.

Anyway, this night is going to be awesome. I'm gonna hang out with my three best friends! Plus I'm gonna help my dear friend (y/n) find the love of her life. I've never had an unhappy customer and I'm not gonna start now!

The plan is, once she answers my ToD questions or do my dares I'm gonna start matchmaking! They don't call me a matchmaker for nothing ya' know. Even Waddles and Gompers are happy with their match made wedding. You should've seen their honeymoon! They look so happy, it makes my single heart sing for joy!

- T i m e s k i p -

Edited: (21/01/17)