Hello I am a worm
Unknown number; 3:15PM
hey ashton
3:16PM
No I am a worm
irweenie; 3:16PM
well if u insist
3:16PM
how has my fav worm been doing recently
3:16PM
i've been go
irworm; 3:16PM
OH FUCK I JUST DROPPED MY BANANA INTO MY LATTE
irworm; 3:17PM
how do u do that you are a worm
3:17PM
SHHHH
irworm; 3:17PM
Stop picking on me
irworm; 3:17PM
I just drank it
irworm; 3:18PM
It tastes like banana
irworm; 3:18PM
that sounds gross throw it away omg
3:18PM
Nah I squashed the banana in and put the lid back on
irworm; 3:19PM
Worm: I gave it to Michael hehe
irworm; 3:19PM
omg ur such an idiot why do i love you
3:19PM
Aww I love you too
irworm; 3:19PM
how are things with u and ur new girlfriend huh
3:19PM
HUH
3:19PM
WINK
3:19PM
She's not my girlfriend and I'm too scared to make a move
irworm; 3:19PM
What if she doesn't like me back and I fuck things up
irworm; 3:20PM
dude ur ashton irwin pls
3:20PM
drummer personality of the year
3:20PM
you can't possibly fuck up
3:20PM
@Ashton5SOS tweeted: She has no idea how much she means to me
that tweet though
3:22PM
is it about her omg
3:22PM
Yeah...
irworm; 3:23PM
i lowkey wish it was about me...
(Not Delivered!) 3:23PM
aww that's so cute i ship :-))
3:24PM
@Ashton5SOS: That tweet was about you. You mean the world to me.
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hahahahahaha i hate myself :-))) i'm also using old jokes from my old book bc i am a flop who can't think of funnier things to add into this chapter
ALSO PLS READ MY BOOK CALLED PILLOW PLS PLS PLS PLS IVE BEEN WORKING HARD ON IT AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT U THINK SO PLS READ IT I WILL LITERALLY PAY U (THE BOOK IS KINDA FUNNY I HOPE SO PLS READ XX)
- ur fav flop, kym