Inside Jelous's labyrinth...
"YOU STOOPID ZOMBIES! ME ASK YOU TO TAKE CONTROL ON CREATOR, FUBA!" screamed Jelous, stomping his feet on the ground making it rumble. "Um, king, it Luna, not Fuba-" said one zombie.
"SILENCE! ME KNOW WHAT ME TALKING ABOUT! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEAN, STOOPID ZOMBIES?!" Jelous answered for them, letting them keep their mouths shut. "THEY COMING TO KILL US!! YOU! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! STOOPID ZOMBIES, GO BACK TO YOUR AREAS!" The zombies slumped back to their position, waiting for the arrival for the three friends.
The three looked at the great, big bronze doors. The entrance to the labyrinth. "Hey, anybody got chips?" Destiny asked. "You spoiled the moment!!" shrieked Luna. "OH. You want dramatic?" Destiny asked. She fell to her knees. "Oh, no! Here lies the Jelous. I feel sacred and holy. I will sacrifice my life, and you too, to kill the hideous monster. Oh, heaven, help me now! Oh-" Xreato grabbed Destiny, kicked the doors open, and said, "ENOUGH NONSENSE!"
"Okay, c'mon guys, follow me-" Luna said, moving forward. "HOLD ON! I'm not so sure you know the way, so I'm going to hook you up to my IPAD. AHA! See? The labyrinth paths in Luna's memory has turned into an APP! It's called LABYRINTH. Ready to play?" Destiny blabbered in three minutes. She unhooked Luna. Xraeato nodded. "Let's play!"Destiny exclaimed.
"This way... no, this way... here.... right turn, left turn- oh no, dead end, turn back, right turn, left turn, back turn, 180 degrees rotation, turn 45 degrees, left turn, right turn... this way... no, no, that way! Umm... let's see... throne room.... no... hey, THRONE ROOM? Anyway, guys- we're 200 metres away from the throne room- hey! Here we go, right turn, left turn, this way, no, that way, oh, here, then turn, then left turn- and then-" DEstiny blabbered over the course of and hour. "SHUT UP!" Xreato screamed. "Oops- we're here!" Destiny said, ignoring the shout. "It's the throne room," gasped Luna.
"HELLO, HELLO- MY NAME'S DIBO- WHEN YOU NEED A LITTLE GIFT- WON'T YOU SAY- HELLO HELLO HELLO, OH LA-" sang a little baby zombie. A child zombie came along singing. "Hot=dog, hotdo hot diggety dog, now we got ears it's time for cheers- mickey mouse la lala- MOMMY! DADDDYY!!! IT'S THE WEIRDOS!"
A mother zombie appeared. "Follow the red path," As the three followed the path- Luna saw it was like her dream, except someone was singing! "Hello- it's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet. To go over- everything. Oh.... skip to chorus thingy--- So HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES. TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY, FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE-"
Luna busted the door to the throne room. The JELOUS was singing! "OH hello, my dear Jelous. You are a most FASCINATING species- can I do a blood test?" Destiny asked. "DESTINY! It's a monster. YOU DO NOT ask it for a BLOOD TEST!!!" Luna whispered fiercely.
Xreato growled and charged forward at the Jelous throwing her shrurikens straight at it. They hit Jelous but seemed to take no damage, Destiny gasped and got out her aura sensor "My aura sensor is detecting signs of elemental power in Jelous," she rasped.
"Meaning?" asked Xreato. "MEANING THE FREAKING THING HAS POWERS..." Destiny whispered sharply. "Then how do we kill it?" Luna asked, eyeing the beast, currently cackling at the three girls.
"Umm...leave it to me," Destiny said. "Hi, Jelous. Look what I got you. It's a Samsung Smart TV! See, this is how you work it...and this is how you get to YouTube, and Netflix-" Destiny explained, pulling a giant-screen TV out of her pocket?
That doesn't make sense.... well, NOTHING makes sense here.
The Jelous stared into the TV. He picked up the remote. He clicked "voice search" for YouTube. Destiny pulled out a tiny box with a red button. "What is she doing?" Luna asked. Xreato had crept up behind the Jelous.
"Oh, a distraction!" Luna thought. She moved to the Jelous's side, opposite Destiny. The Jelous searched up "Hello by Adele"
Destiny pressed the red button. Suddenly the TV screen turned into a video call. A lady jelous was there? Adele's Hello song played.
"DESTINY WHAT IS GOING ON?" whispered Xreato. Destiny told Xreato to shush. "Quiet. I'm tricking him with the video call of his mirror image with red lipstick and a blonde wig; so... here's a shuriken made from thorns. Careful, hold this bit. Can you throw it at the Jelous? I scanned him. He's allergic to camels. Tell Luna to turn into a camel- then throw the shuriken. I will set him on fire," Destiny whispered at high-speed.
"Luna become a camel!" whispered Xreato. Luna transformed. "ACHOO!" The Jelous sneezed and fell down in shock "WAT THE HE-" he shrieked but was cut off a nanosecond later by the slice of a shuriken on his neck. "EWW!" Luna screamed in disgust as a purple liquid spurted from the gash in Jelous's neck, Destiny quickly set the bleeding Jelous on fire quickly and soon the room was filled with the smell of burning plastic and smoke.
"Well, there goes my TV!" sighed Destiny. "NOW WHAT?" asked Luna. "Yeah, DESTINY is WORRIED about her TV than what to do with A GIANT MONSTER lying dead in front of us?" Xreato said, sarcastically.
"Umm... we WILL have to get rid of his dead body? I mean-" Destiny said. "OKAY! Let's GET RID of this stinky corpse! THEN Destiny can light this place on fire, Luna leaves a tornado here to SPREAD the fire, Desty can FLOOD this place, I can TELEPORT us back to my igloo, then WISH this place NEVER existed!" Xreato said, annoyed. "Fine," Luna said and signaled for Destiny to begin her fiery carnage... And so it commenced. Fire showered down onto the corpse, wind rushed through the maze spreading the fiery tongues, water rushed through the maze sooner or later and the maze was no longer a maze, just a fiction of its existence...
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Elemental Disaster
FantasíaLuna, Destiny and Xreato are having a normal day ruling their divisions. Anything could go wrong any minute. A jealous aura filled the air. Land was wanted. This aura of jealousy created mythical beings, unlike anything else. How will these three fr...
