"Look who's calling who this time."
"Shut up prank girl."
"What do you want?"
"Well since I don't know you-"
"How do you know? We might go to school together!"
"Very unlikely."
"How is that?"
"I'm homeschooled."
"Oh.... Ok continue."
"Before I was rudely interrupted I was saying since I don't know you and we have this um special friendship I could ask you advice on something?"
"Are you serious?"
"Umm we don't have to if you dot want too..."
"You are literally boss. I don't know any other guy willing to ask a girl for advice!"
"You make me sound like a freak."
"Oh shush up and tell me!"
"No one says shush up."
"Just freaking ask me!"
"Do you not cuss?"
"What?"
"You said freaking."
"Oh ya.. I don't cuss. Do you?"
"Sometimes."
"Oh."
"But I won't around you."
"Thanks Mr. Touché! Now tell me!!!"
"Well... You see... My ex girlfriend just hooked up with my step brother..."
"Ouch."
"So I was wondering what I could do?"
"Is your brother happy?"
"Yes... He doesn't know we were dating."
"Is she happy?"
"Yes... She doesn't know I'm his stepbrother..."
"Then leave them be. They are both happy."
"Thanks Prank Girl."
"Anytime Mr. Touché."
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Mr. Touche And Prank Girl
Romance-Completed- "Hello?" "Umm is your refrigerator running?" "Umm no... Who is this?" "Ummmmm..... Who is this?" "That's hilarious. Next time you try to do a prank call make it better." "What do you mean?" "That's the oldest one in the book." "Shut up."...