Jess' POV
Have you ever seen a mama bear protecting her cubs?
That is my mom.
She has... A slight problem with believing every man is out to use me for... 'Doing the dirty.'
So you can just imagine what's its like to sit through a whole meal with this guy who you just told you love while your mother is staring at you.
Fun.
"So... Are you in the Military?"
"No ma'am."
"Why not?"
"Thanks to lung cancer ma'am."
You should have seen the look on my mom's face.
"I'm sorry. I didn't realize! How insensitive of me."
"Mom, can you pass the garlic bread?"
"Hush sweetie. I'm talking to dreamboat over here."
"I'm taken ma'am."
"By who?"
"A really cool girl I know named Prank Girl."
"What kind of name is Prank Girl?"
"A crazy one."
"Better known as your daughter."
"My daughter?"
YAY. Such a fun topic.
Save me.
YOU ARE READING
Mr. Touche And Prank Girl
Romance-Completed- "Hello?" "Umm is your refrigerator running?" "Umm no... Who is this?" "Ummmmm..... Who is this?" "That's hilarious. Next time you try to do a prank call make it better." "What do you mean?" "That's the oldest one in the book." "Shut up."...
