"Jeepers creepers Ken, we didn't know you could be so loud and so so so cruel" Liam says fake hurt and starts to fake cry.
"HA! Baby" I smirk. Out of the corner of my eye I see louis smiling abs trying not to stare at me. Bitch I know I'm fucking fabulous but can you no stare at the queen, I will have your ass on my wall.
"Well Kendal tell me how you really feel" Lou laughs. "I said that out loud didn't I" I cringe at the thought if me being a bitch to Lou.
"Yeah you did"
"Fuck" I groan. "Hey Kendal, watch your fucking damn mouth here bitch, I'm not gonna raise a fucking potty mouth bitch, so no fuckin swearing in this fucking house hold" Niall jokes.
"Well then" I reply
"Well what" Niall asks
"Well what? You just lectured me on not to swear well at Lear every word had the word fuck after it" I say trying not to laugh
"I said to watch your fucking language" Niall says
I burst out laughing " this is comedy gold"
"Jeepers creepers you guys are FUCKING weird." Harry joins in on the convo. We all laugh untill our stomaches hurt. For once life is good.
Life is shrek, shrek is life :).
YOU ARE READING
dip-dyed adoption (one direction fanfic)
FanficKendal May has had a bad childhood, after she wasn't wanted by her "birth parents" when se was only 2 weeks old. Adopted parents, death, 1D, love, trouble, all swarm Kendal's life.
