Getting to know you.

Getting to know you. = Neuroticme13

Name

If you promise not to rape me, it’s Kelsey.

Age

I’ll be 15 in two months!

Gender

I’m a chick! Not like a chick, but like a chick.

How did you find out about Wattpad?

I was on a website called deviantart.com and the drawing program wasn’t working right so I downloaded Google Chrome to make it work better and wattpad was a free app. (I also got Angry birds! Stupid game...)

What is your favourite subject, you like to write about?

I like to write Thriller and Humor. Thriller because well, I don’t have a reason; and Humor because I get to be myself and use phrases or words that would get me ‘wtf’ comments on any other genre. I also recently started writing Horror...it’s hard... speaking of my horror I’m supposed to be writing that right now...

What was the last book you read?

The last book I read was “Wonderland’s Heirs” by DanGil. It’s amazing, go read it. Now. Especially Cardinal...he’s my idol.

Who are your favourite writers on Wattpad?

DanGil (But he’s a mean murder)

PJWAJL (He gives me nightmares and lets me rape his wall)

Vanitycat (Sadly...He is also a meany...I would eat his brains but he doesn’t have any)

Thecrazynattiepoo (She makes me laugh)

Zombie45 (Hey! That’s you!)

Bhtwizzlers (She needs to update)

Frakkevin (He needs to be nice to the shark peoples...)

And...I’m too lazy to write anymore...Sorry if I forgot anyone.

Okay no that’s the boring stuff out of the way lets have some fun.

If you could have a theme tune following you about what would it be?

“My Balls” By Your Favourite Martian...just look it up, it’s amazing. Makes me laugh so hard...but that’s easy to do so...

If you had three wishes what would you wish for?

1)      3 more wishes!

2)      3 more wishes!

3)      3 more wishes!

Oh wait! Is that cheating? Hm, if not that then I guess I would wish for...

1)      To be able to stop time (Do you realize how bad I would be able to mess with my teachers!?! And they think I’m bad now...)

2)      A pet Narwhal...

3)      WORLD DOMINATION!!!! No? Okay then how about, a clone to do all my homework that I don’t do.

Have you ever worn sandals with socks?  

Me? Psh! Never!

If you could choose to be attacked by a Great white shark or a Lion what would it be?

What kind of question is this? Both! Duh! I’m kidding! Probably a great white shark because I LOVE sharks.

You get the opportunity to travel anywhere in time, where would you go?

To this morning so I could wake up early and eat breakfast before my brother ate all of MY cereal... Stupid brother...

What is your favourite drink?

ENERGY DRINKS!!!!!! But I’m not allowed to drink them...for certain reasons...it’s not like I get super hyper or anything...

What is your favourite meal?

Cotton Candy... What? I’ve had it as a meal before...when we go to the races! (race cars...vroom vroom...)

Have you ever stolen anything? I wont pass it onto the police don’t worry.

Yes... I stole my brother’s cereal this morning after he ate mine...*hangs head in shame*

Have you ever worn other gender’s underwear?

Boxers are comfy! Most of my best friends are guys, so when I stay at there houses I almost always forget to bring clothes!

What do you like to do in your spare time, other than writing?

I love to draw! I actually want to be a tattoo artist when I grow up (as I’ve said before, don’t tell my mom I told her I gave up on that after she flipped out.) I also play the guitar, piano, ukulele, and sing! I also like to cause public disturbances, be loud, and annoy the fork out of any one I come across!

If you could travel to any planet in the system which would it be and why?

Hee hee... Ur-anus...hahahaha... yeah, I’m immature GET OVER IT! But really, I want to go to Pluto because 1) it’s named after a Disney character and 2) I remember a long time ago when they declared that it wasn’t a planet...I was pissed.

Would you climb the highest mountain or dive to the deepest parts of the ocean?

Dive to the deepest part of the ocean, I love to swim. I was swimming before I could walk (exaggeration people) my dad literally threw me in the pool and said swim.

How did you come across my profile page?

I read “The Scribblings on the Asylum Walls” and after I read your story I fanned you (actually I think it was a couple of weeks later...)

What are you going to do after doing this interview?

Write MY story for “The Scribblings on The Asylum Walls” that’s what I’m supposed to be doing right now...I’m sure a lot of people would be mad at me right now if they knew I was doing this instead...

Who is your favourite superhero and why?

SPIDERMAN! He’s kind of hot... Wait, wait, wait! No! Batman! I like bats... No! The Green Hornet! I just watched that movie, it was Uh-mazing! No! Flash! Well, he was when I was a child... Ya know what? I don’t know...

What you working on right now?

I refer you to the comment “What are you going to do after doing this interview?” But other than that I’m also working on a Horror version of Cinderella, and debating on whether or not to do a zombie love/humor story to make fun of the vampire stories and piss of vampire fan girls at the same time! Hey, why should vampires be the only ones to get some? That might make a good title... although I’m half asleep so just about anything sounds good right now...

Where do you see you’re self in ten years time?

Well, my friends always tell me I’ll either be dead, because I annoyed the wrong person, in an insane asylum, I don’t know why they would think this, or in jail, did you know wal-mart will call the cops on you for setting the bouncy balls free (it’s just cruel how they lock them up like that) and staging a violent war between the barbies and G.I. Joes? Me, I see myself (hopefully) going an art college and doing something pertaining to art.

Is there anything you would like to add?

DON’T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW! Whatever you may think, it does not taste like lemonade...

Thanks for your time

You’re Welcome! This was just another excuse to neglect my story!