Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

They do something funny

Kisame:

Towards the end of the movie you and Kisame were watching, he got up from the bed, leaving you slightly cold from the loss of body heat.

"I'm just going to the toilet, okay babe?" You nodded as he closed the bathroom door behind him. 15 minutes later when the movie ended, he still hadn't come out, making you worried. You got up and knocked on the door softly.

"Kisame? Kisame I'm coming in." You pushed in and looked around cautiously. Kisame was stood at the sink, but to your surprise he was holding a tampon. Somehow it sprang from his hands and smacked him straight in the eye.

"Mackerel!" He exclaimed in pain.

"What are you doing, Kisame?" You leaned on the doorframe.

"I have absolutely no idea." He aid confusedly with a hand over his eye, sending you a big cheesy grin that soon turned to a grimace.

Itachi:

"Aren't you delicious, yes! Yes you are!" You heard Itachi's voice from the Akatsuki kitchen. You followed the strange cooing to find itachi looking at some dango's sat on a plate. He was crouched at eye level to be closer to them.

"Yes! You are the tastiest treat! What are you?"

"The tastiest treat!" You exclaimed excitedly.

"You can talk?" He asked the dango's and you mentally face palmed.

"Well of course!" You matched your earlier tone.

"Who knew you sounded like (Y/N)?"

"It wouldn't have anything to do with me standing right here, would it?" You sighed and he turned to you.

"Oh, hello, (Y/N). Did you know dango's can talk?"

Hidan:

You had been out on a mission for a day or two, and you had finally returned to the hideout. You flung your Akatsuki cloak to the floor and made your way towards yours and Hidan's room. However, on the way there, hearing music stopped you. You ducked your head into the living room to see Hidan. He was playing a dancing game on a random console. He was gyrating and popping his hips to the time of the song. When he had finished you gave him an ovation, clapping. He span to look at you.

"Bravo Hidan. Who knew you had it in you?"

"I just have the hips for it, (Y/N)."

Kakuzu:

"(Y/N)?" You heard a sheepish Kakuzu call you from the laundry room.

"Yes, Kuzu?" You called back as your made your way in and you burst out laughing as soon as you did. A pair of underwear was dangling from his had. They were his. And they were now pink. He had put his white underwear in with your red dress and what do you get? Pink underwear!

"What do you want me to do about it?" You tried to stifle a giggle.

"Make it not pink"

"Kuzu, it's permanent now." You tried to hold back your laugher for his sake.

"........ Well damn....."

Deidara:

You and Dei were going to the park, but you needed a shower. You got out and realised that you hadn't brought a bra in, so you went out to look for it. Dei thankfully wasn't in there. You were searching for you black lacy bra but couldn't find it anywhere. You went to go tell Dei that you couldn't find it. It was such a problem because it was the only one you had at the moment, you planned to go shopping tomorrow. You went to the kitchen, wrapped up in a thick fluffy dressing gown.

"Dei I can't find my- what the heck are you doing?" Dei was wearing your bra and had two grapefruit shoved in it.

"I wondered what it felt like to have boobs" he said. "How do you deal with this?" She shuffled awkwardly.

"Don't even get me started, Dei. Now can I have my bra back? Without the fruit."

Sasori:

You went in to yours and Sasori's shared room to find him dressed like a girl. Or more specifically, you. He was wearing a (H/C) wig, your clothes and a pair of high heels. Not to mention the makeup.

"Danna?" You felt your eye twitch.

"I wondered what it was like to be a girl."

"Yeah.... Your lipstick is smudged." You expected him to reply with 'I don't care' but instead he replied with

"Would you fix it for me?"