Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

They do something girly

Idea from KatelynSteel

Kisame:

You blink in surprise and watch Kisame from where you stand leaning against the doorframe to your shared room.

"Y-Y/N! It's not what you think!" He exclaims worriedly, trying to cover himself so that you can't see the bright purple leotard and tutu. When you didn't say anything, he called your name worriedly. "Y/N?" You blinked back into reality.

"Purple goes well with blue."

Itachi:

You were reading a rather dark and morbid book which Itachi had shown you yesterday, and you had pulled an all nighter trying to finish it in one go. You were tiredly reading page 406 when the door swung open and Itachi was stood there. Something seemed off about his eyes, they didn't seem as bold as usual...

"Y/N, I lost my eyeliner, could I borrow yours?" You blink a few times before pointing to it on your dresser.

"Uh, sure..."

Hidan:

"Selfies!!!" Was the first thing you heard when you entered your room and Hidan clung to you holding his phone up and taking billions of selfies while you stood there blankly. "Kawaii!!" He exclaimed dancing happily around the room. That's when you noticed the bright red lipstick, shocking pink on his cheeks, wonky eyeliner and a light blue across his eyelids. Yes, makeup.

"Hidan?"

"Yassssss?"

"You look like a hooker. And a cheep one at that."

Kakuzu:

"Kuzu?"

"Yes, Y/N?" You blinked a few times before answering.

"You look FAB-U-LOUS!" You exclaim in a very over the top school girl voice.

"I know!" He replies with equal enthusiasm, pouting into the mirror and fluffing his freshly curled hair. Yes, Kakuzu asked you to curl his hair...

Deidara:

As you walked into your shared room, you saw Dei carefully painting his nails pink. Wait, Pink? Painting his nails? PINK? yes, unfortunately for some, pink... You slowly and silently crept up behind him.

You grabbed his shoulder and he jumped, smearing a line of nail polish up his hand and hitting his hand on the duvet cover, smearing the apparently wet nail polish.

"Y/N-chan! Now I have to do them all again!"

Sasori:

"Uh, Danna?"

"Yes, Y/N-chan?" Sasori was completely confident.

"You realise that is a dress, right?" You weren't so bothered that he was wearing a strapless sparkly silver dress to the floor, with matching heels. You were bothered that he actually looked better in it than you do.

"Yes. I am discovering what it's like to be female." A thought came to you.

"Uh, Sasori-danna, you aren't wearing my underwear, right?"

"Well as a matter of fact, I am."