Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

A girl hits on you.

(This is like a mirror of what happened in 'a guy huts on him' so if it's boring or predictable, I'm sorry, feel free to ignore this and read on ❤ )

(Also, while I was writing this 'i kissed a girl' by Katy Perry came on o.o)

Kisame:

You found out that the boy from the ice cream parlour had gotten fired, so Kisame finally get safe to return there. You'd heard word of a new worker there, and when you arrived, the rumours of her rang through. A very curvy girl with short blonde An big brown doe eyes. You went and sat down while Kisame ordered your ice cream and drinks, joining you swiftly at the table.

The girl came back and brought over your drinks, but she spilled the cold fizzy drink all over your chest, so your top clung to you.

"Oh I am so sorry!" She didn't sound the least bit apologetic

"I-Its fine, do you have some napkins?" She pulled them out from the little pouch bag she was wearing and began trying to dry you down, meaning she could have a good old feel of your chesticles (yes, I just said chesticles) and Kisame couldn't help but feel jealous.

"It's time to go, don't you think, (Y/N)?"

Itachi:

Once you finally convinced Itachi to go back to the cinema, it was later that night, but still the same day. It was dark, and about 7pm. There wasn't much you wanted to see, until you spotted fifty shades of grey was showing in less than half an hour. You dragged him into the theatre and took two seats on the empty back row. That was, until a group of girls who looked maybe a year or two younger than you came and sat on the row with you. But there was one girl without a seat. She stood in front of you smiling down at you, you thought she was going to ask you and Itachi to move, but she really shocked you. She placed herself on your lap, with her legs on either side of you, looking directly at you.

"Mind if I sit here?" She said lowly with lidded eyes and shuffled slightly, rubbing herself against you. Itachi was outraged and shoved the girl off of you and dragged you out of the cinema, vowing that one; neither of you would ever be going back there, and two; to lock you in a closet where no perverts could get near you, female or otherwise.

Hidan:

"(Y/N)?!?!?" Hidan spluttered indignantly when he managed to get the male dancer away from him and he eventually found you in a side room, away from the main raucous.

"What, Hidan? Can't you see I'm busy?" His eye twitched slightly at your lounging form, sprawled comfortably on a beaten leather couch. A female dancer was spinning and dancing on a pole in skimpy clothes, a few feet in front of you. She paused when she noticed Hidan.

"Excuse me sir, this is a private session." She said as she made her way towards you and straddled your hips.

"Aw hell nah." Hidan grunted before grabbing you by the arm and yanking you from under the dancer, escorting you out of the cub.

Kakuzu:

You had to go see a nurse for a check up, so Kakuzu begin the loyal boyfriend he his, decided to go with you. Your (F/C) shirt was currently slightly open and the nurse held the stethoscope to your chest, her eyes seemed focused a little lower than they should have been. She pulled away and got a thermometer, dangling it just in front of you. You, of course went to take it into your mouth but she kept moving it away out of your reach slightly.

"Don't mind me! I'm just a tease!" She said lowly with a small smirk and chuckle, finally putting it in your mouth. She bit her lip and watched you for a moment with a perverted grin. Kakuzu, who had been sat in the room with you the whole time, got very agitated, very quickly.

"Don't worry. I'm sure she's fine." He called back to the nurse as he left with your hand clasped firmly in his.

Deidara:

After you had done eating at (Y/F/R) (your favourite restaurant), you and Dei went shopping. You needed new underwear so you went into the lingerie store, while Deidara waited outside. You weren't looking for anything too fancy, just something simple. You got what you needed and quickly went to the cashier. The nervous girl blushed and rang up your items, complementing your choice and putting them in a bag for you. You paid and left.

"Can I see, un?" Deidara asked, taking the bag from you. You looked at him strangely for a moment, pervert, but shrugged.

"Sure." You mumbled, rummaging through your other bags to find the hat you bought earlier, to shield you from the sun. Deidara rooted through the bag he took from you, grinning like an idiot, before finding a little note with a phone number, surprisingly with a female name. He frowned, throwing it in a big, making a mental note to ask who 'Amelia' was, later.

Sasori:

You were out for a run and had convinced Sasori to go with you. You were trying to get fitter, but Sasori really didn't need to, he was a puppet, after all. You were breathing heavily and paused for a moment, taking a big swig of your water bottle before bending forward and leaning on your knees in a crouched position. You felt a hard smack across your rear and were about to scold Sasori, only to see another girl stood next to you. It couldn't have been her.

"Who was..?" You muttered under your breath. But you heard Sasori speak first.

"Don't you dare touch my girlfriend" Sasori had the girl by her throat. So it was her...