Akatsuki Boyfriend Scenarios [COMPLETE]

Grell Sutcliffe flirts with them

Kisame:

"Blue, oh how exotic!" A somewhat shrill voice trills from behind you and Kisame. Naturally you both turn around at the comment. A strange male- scratch that, gender confused person with red hair comes running up to Kisame.

"Naturally, red is my favourite colour, but blue just goes so well on you!" He exclaims, viciously glomping Kisame and rubbing his cheek against Kisame's broad chest. You just laugh as Kisame flails his arms around wildly and fails to get out of the shinigami's grip.

Itachi:

"Seba- oh! You're not my bassy!" The strange red haired person whines, looking itachi up and down before a devious smirk plays on his lips.

"Though, you would definitely make an excellent substitute." He movies towards itachi but is stopped by him putting a hand up in a 'stop' gesture.

"Don't you dare." Itachi deadpans.

Hidan:

"Who the F**k are you?!" Hidan yells at the reaper who is currently clinging to the lower half of his leg like a small child.

"I'm your true love!" He/she/it wails dramatically and Hidan visibly pales, beginning to violently kick and shake his leg, trying to free himself of the scarlet reaper.

Kakuzu:

"My, my! Aren't you a gorgeous one?!" A flirtatious voice trills and both you and Kakuzu turn, seeing as there was no one else around, to see a red haired reaper dramatically making a duckface and trying to blow kisses at the same time.

"You stay away from her." Kakuzu demands and the reaper looks offended.

"Not her! You!"

Deidara:

"Wow, Y/N, you didn't say you had such a hot boyfriend?!" Grell yells happily.

"Er, thanks?" Deidara mutters awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck.

"I'd pick you over bassy any day!" Grell says excitedly, preparing to pounce on the poor unsuspecting Deidara. You grab him by a handful of his scarlet hair.

"Don't you dare, Sutcliffe." You hiss.

Sasori:

"Another red head!" A loud voice yells and Sasori turns to see who said it, so of course you turn with him. A strange looking person ran up to the two of you, with a big grin, showing off big pointed teeth.

"And a hot one at that!" The reaper looks sasori up and down with sparkling eyes, before getting a hard slap from you.

"He's mine, go run off back to your 'Bassy' you mutter, steering Sasori away from the gay grim reaper