Note: Turn ringer on to listen to song.
Narrator: It has been a year since everyone last joined together for a Christmas celebration because the Author is shit at writing consistent updates.
Author: True story.
Narrator: Anyways, it's the holidays once more and Christma cheer is in the air... Mostly.
Elsa: JACK FROST YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SLAP YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!
Narrator: Elsa is a bit stressed.
Jack: Yes?
Elsa: WHERE. IS. THE. DAMN. EGGNOG.
Jack: Right where you think it would be.
Elsa and Jack: With the Author.
Narrator: The Author never did get any sort of therapy or support group for her eggnog addiction, so it has only grown. No eggnog is safe.
Author: DECK THE HALLS WITH BLOODY CORPSES SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SHEERRRLOOOOCKK!!1!!1!!
Elsa: Oh no.
Author: *does the Will Smith hand thing towards Hiccup* GAY OR EUROPEAN?!?!?!?!
Hiccup: Wh-WHAT?! I-I... Uh-I...
Author: *insane cackling*
Punzie: OI! I'm trying to write on my blog over here!
Anna: Punz, you're on tumblr. That's hardly blogging.
Punzie: SHUN! *goes back to scrolling through fanart of her OTP* SQEEEE! MY LITTLE GAY BABIES!!
Author: WAIT WHICH GAY BABIES LEMME SEE *runs over and sees the JeanMarco fanart on the screen* ASDFGHJKLLDKJWFURBDHGIJFDJUFJRHDXJFJDHDOKFNWHDJDBJK
Kristoff: ... Why did I agree to the holidays with you people.
Anna: Oh shut up, you love us.
Jack: Hey Elsa, come over here.
Elsa: No. I'm not falling for that mistle toe trick AGAIN.
Jack: Pleeeeeeease?
Elsa: No.
Narrator: The Author will not stand for this.
Author: *pushing Elsa towards Jack* SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA MY OH MY WHY THE GIRL SO SHY? GO ON AND KISS DA BOY! A-WHOA-WHOA!
Narrator: Elsa stumbles under the mistletoe thanks the the Author's *ahem* 'gentle persuasion'.
Jack: Gotcha! 2 years in a row!
Elsa: You only got me because the Author is to much of a fangirl for her own good.
Author: *shrug*
Jack: Eh, whatever.
Narrator: Jack pulls Elsa close and presses his lips to hers. And then Flynn walks in the front door and screws everything up.
Flynn: Hey guys, I br- WHOA! JELSA MAKE OUT SESSION!! GET A ROOM YOU TWO!!
Narrator: Elsa quickly pulls away from Jack and turns to face the Author.
Elsa: You didn't.
Author: *evil smirk* Oh, yes I did. He is one of us now.
Elsa: You are literally the devil.
Author: No, I'm simply just one hell of a butler.
Jack: You aren't even a bu-
Merida: *breaks down the bathroom door* OH MY GOD, AUTHOR. STOP MAKING ANIME REFERENCES NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!
Author: Tch. Brats.
Merida: WAS THAT AN ANIME REFERENCE?!?! I THINK IT WAS! BUT WAS IT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!
Author: Aye!
Merida: AUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH
Narrator: Hiccup has had just about enough.
Hiccup: OH MY GODS ALL OF YOU GO THE F*** TO SLEEP!
~•~ The Next Morning ~•~
Narrator: The Author recieved TABINOF (The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire),
Author: ASDFGHJKLIFJJWODEJDID
MY BABIES!!!!!
Narrator: Hiccup recieved a Toothless plush,
Hiccup: Aww! It's so cute!
Narrator: Merida recieved a Mockingjay pin,
Merida: IF WE BURN, YE BURN WITH US!!
Narrator: Flynn recieved a crown because the Author likes to screw him over when it comes to gifts,
Flynn: ... Are you f****** kidding me.
Narrator: Rapunzel recieved a hair brush,
Punzie: Thanks, but I'm actually thinking about cutting it short.
Narrator: Kristoff recieved a (pick)AXE Deodorant,
Kristoff: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Narrtor: Anna recieved an Attack on Titan DVD box set because the Author and Punzie just want her to waTCH THE DAMN SHOW ALREADY,
Anna: Alright, alright. I'll start it tomorrow. How sad could it be?
Author & Punzie: *silence and shared gaze of mourning*
Anna: That's not good.
Narrator: Jack recieved a PS4 (PlayStation 4),
Jack: Nice! Can't wait to get Battlefront!
Flynn: ARE YOU S******* ME. WHY THE F*** DOES HE GET EVERYTHING COOL.
Narrator: And Elsa got a MacBook Pro.
Elsa: Wow, this is a really nice computer.
Author: Now go get a tumblr and be come utter trash like Punzie and I!
Elsa: What.
Narrator: And that ends the second Christmas these friends have shared during their crazy holiday adventures. On behalf of the Author, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year! (Or if you're Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, etc. Merry whatever you celebrate and I still wish you a Happy New Year!)
Author: On a completely seperate note, WHO'S EXCITED FOR THE SHERLOCK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL??? WHOOP WHOOP!!
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Icy Court
Fiksi PenggemarJack Frost has been in jail for 3 years for a crime he didn't commit. Everbody belives he has gone crazy and nobody will take his case. But then there's Elsa Winters, a law student. She is doing a project for school where she has to find a prisoner...
