Assassin's Creed Shots

Reader x Ezio x Connor x Altair Req pt 1

Requested by @horsescalvin

Reader x Ezio x Altair x Connor

Hehe.. It's comedy/maybe romance

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"Ugh, stupid Xbox." You muttered mashing every button on your controller with rage.

You couldn't believe your Xbox was playing up, you just had it fixed last week. Stupid repair men.

"Fine Altair, I'll play as Ezio." You said shooting a glare to the figure standing in the tv screen.

You pushed yourself off the bean bag that was slightly squished from your weight, and crawled over the console. You took one more glance of the tv before pressing the eject button on. You gently picked up the disk and placed it in its original box, then placing it on top of the Xbox.

"Okaaayyy, come here Ezio you sexy thang." You said huskily, pulling out Ac2 and smirking.

You removed the disk and placed it in the Xbox and closed it, then crawled back over to your bean bag and plopped straight onto it.

"Let's go Ezio!" You quietly chanted grabbing the controller, ready to play.

----(Several moments of playing)----

"What the heck? Work you stupid thing!" You screamed at the Xbox, even though you knew it would do nothing.

Why is it doing this?! It was working fine before.

"Let's see if Connor will work, stupid.. Xbox." You angrily said, muttering the last two words.

----(Playing Connor.)-----

"WORK!" You shouted as your brows furrowed.

"That's it." You said chucking the controller hard onto the floor.

"I've had enough." You repeated stomping up to the Xbox.

"All I've wanted was to play a game, is that too hard?" You said clenching your fists.

"If only they were real, I wouldn't be doing this!" You yelled before lifting your foot and throwing it forward about to kick it, when there was a bright flash.

You couldn't move, you were frozen stiff. What the hell.. Was happening? Your eyes closed instinctively at the level of brightness. You heard weird noises and movement around you, am I dead? Your last thought faded as your body dropped to the ground with a thud.

----(several moments later.)----

You awoke slowly, lifting your hand to your forehead rubbing your temples at the throbbing pain. What the heck was all that? You continually rubbed it before standing up. You lost your balance and gripped the closest thing beside you. It was soft, and warm.. What the. You immediately shot your eyes open to see a figure sitting on your bean bag. They widened as you faced the object you gripped. You starting breathing at an uneven pace and panicked. You slowly unattached yourself from him and backed away. You tripped back on the controller and was expecting to hit the ground but someone had caught you.

"Woah.. bello, are you alright?" The deep accented voice asked still holding onto you, making sure you didn't fall.

"..." Your jaw dropped to hear the voice. It sounded so much like Ezio.. Odd.

You blushed deeply and shook his arms off and took a step back, facing all three of them.

They all looked familiar, wait a sec.

"Connor, Ezio, Altair?" You squeaked eyeing them suspiciously.

They all nodded slowly.

There was a long pause before you coughed.

"What.. Are you.. Doing here?" You stuttered out because, what were you suppose to say?

"We might ask you the same thing." Altair said standing up as Connor leaning against the wall.

"Erm.. Well for your information, we are in the year 2013." You informed them smiling at their priceless faces.

"What you are saying, is true?" Connor asked with a neutral face, not knowing who the trust.

"Yes Connor." You rolled your eyes placing your hands on your hips.

"How do you know our names?" Altair said with a suspicious tone.

"Ermm.. There is a game on you guys." You answered.

"I would let you play with yourselves, but my Xbox is stuffed up." You sadly said glaring at the xbox.

You looked up to see their faces slightly red.

"No! Not that kind of play!" You squeaked waving your arms in the air.

Ezio chuckled at you, and you blushed and slowly let down your hands.

"How are we getting back?" Altair asked in a slightly panicked voice.

"Erm.. I'm not sure.. Maybe I could try shove you into the Xbox but.. You guys won't fit." You sighed deeply.

"We have all the time in the world, lets spend some of that time with fun, am I right, bello?" Ezio cautiously said.

"Yes! There are so many things I want to show you!" You squealed a bit of excitement, all of your nervousness and fear and rushed away.

"How about I show you-" you were cut off by the random down pour of rain, it splattered on your window. Ezio, Altair and Connor all turned to face the window, was it that interesting to see rain?

"Well we can't go outside." You said looking at all three of them.

"Do you have any food." Connor asked randomly, glaring at you with hunger.

"Err.. Yes I do, Follow me." You motioned them downstairs.