Believer: There's one thing I've been thinking since season 2.
SaviourEmma: What's that kid?
Believer: Why is Killian wearing eyeliner?
SaviourEmma: I've never think about it...Killian?
Handsomepirate: What?
SaviourEmma: Why are you wearing eyeliner?
Handsomepirate: C'mon! Jack Sparrow uses it too and I know you like it Swan;)
Believer: Yyh, gross...
Queen: And what I've been thinking since season 2? Does he ever wash it off?
Believer: Hundreds of years old make-up, even more gross..
Queen: Emma?
SaviourEmma: How could I know?
Queen: He is your boyfriend! You must been stayed overnight at him. Did he wash it off or not?
SaviourEmma: * blushes * Um...it was dark?
Queen: or you were too focused about something else...
SaviourEmma: Regina!
Believer: Okay, I'll leave, I don't want to hear any more..
Believer is logged off
SaviourEmma: And how do you know we've ever been like that?
Queen: Because you're a couple? You're adults? Most people do that? It's fun? It's healthy?
SaviourEmma: Healthy? Really Regina?
Queen: But it is!
Archer: And that's why we're in such a good shape, Gina? I was wondering..
Queen: Oh, shut up Robin!
MostCharming: Sorry to interrupt your conversation and yes, I'm gonna ignore most of stuff above. And yes, I'm partly happy Hook is dead, beacuse my daughter can't spend night with him. Anyway, I have a guess: what if he tattoed his eyeliner?
Queen: That was impressing if we count on that who made a comment was you.
Snow: Regina! Stop insulting my husband. And it could make sense.
SaviourEmma: Killian, you have tattoed eyliner in your eyes?!
Handsomepirate: If I would have, would it be good or bad?
SaviourEmma: Ummm...I'm not sure.
MostCharming: I don't even know which is worse, my daughter have a boyfriend who uses his time to do eyes or boyfriend who tattoed his eyeliner..
Handsomepirate: Sorry mate, but you're not eyeliner virgin either.
MostCharming: Eyeliner virgin !!??? And how come?!
SaviourEmma: Alternative reality dad..
MostCharming: It was just beacause of the author.
Snow: You looked pretty good in that, though.
Handsomepirate: I knew it! Women just love men with eyeliner. One other reason to use that.
SaviourEmma: Yeah, whatever. The point is: is it tattoed?
Handsomepirate: Sorry love, the club of deads is calling. We have a meeting, can't skip that!
Handsomepirate is logged off
Snow: Guess we will never know.
SaviourEmma: Wait and see until we get to underworld, wait and see...
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FanfictionAnd Storybrook gang is texting again! When wouldn't they? There's maybe more crisis than anywhere else, villains are coming and going, but hey, there's always time to chat! / Character are not mine, they are from ABC's Once upon a time.
