Believer: I have a new game! We'll go it round by round and the idea is simple. I decide and you carry on the sentence: * someone's name * is...
Believer: And the person today is...*dum dum dum duu* Rumpelstiltskin. Who wants to start?
Snow: Henry! You have to block-
SaviourEmma: Rumpelstiltskin is bastard, coward, never thinks about anyone else than himself, loves power, never changes, idiot, most annoying person I know, totally bastard, dumb, jerk..
Snow: ...Emma.
SaviourEmma: ...son of a bitch, my boyfriend died for nothing beacause of him, crook, dirtbag, looser, I hate him, wait until I get the dagger...
Believer: Mum. Just one word. And if you don't mind teaching inappropriate language to your son...well, whatever.
Presentdark1again: Looser? Oh, that really hurt my sensitive soul ms. Swan.
SaviourSwan: Go to hell!
Presentdark1again: We are on our way there dearie, so...
SaviourSwan: Whatever. And sorry Henry, he just is.
Believer: One word.
SaviourEmma: Fine, Rumpelstiltskin is bastard.
Believer: next?
Snow: Jerk.
MostCharming: Yeah, jerk is kinda good.
Queen: I think bastard is pretty descriptive.
Archer: Agree.
Beautywithbrains: Um...maybe I don't say anything...
SaviourEmma: How about you Henry?
Believer: Well, he's my grandpa but...fine, he is jerk.
Presentdark1again: Of course. This conversation was made just that people could insult me.
Queen: I wouldn't blame them if I was you...
Sorry, this chapter is mostly just insulting Rumple. I have nothing against him. No, wake up girl, that's a big, fat lie. He is little bastard(sorry) to be honest. And I kinda hate him. That, that is the truth. But Rumple is Rumple. And in some twisted way I love him. The thing is, he is sometimes little piece of shit but OUAT would be nothing without him, ( without other main characters too) Not to mention his person but when we think about people, by who is mainly everyone related to themselves? One world. Rumpelstiltskin. And he was the reason to dark curse and all other stuff. Yes, maybe Snow spilling secret too but anyway, you got my point. :D
And, would you like to read this kinda 'games' about other Storybrookers? Let me know, I promise, it's not just insulting:Dd
Sorry for updating late, but wattpad had some problems..
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Ouat Squad Texting
FanfictionAnd Storybrook gang is texting again! When wouldn't they? There's maybe more crisis than anywhere else, villains are coming and going, but hey, there's always time to chat! / Character are not mine, they are from ABC's Once upon a time.
