Neal-Nealisfire
Graham-Exsheriff
Walsh-Monkeyguy
Cora-Queenofhearts
Nealisfire: I knew it! And welcome to club Killian.
Handsomepirate: Knew what? And what club?
Nealisfire: That you were gonna die just like others Emma's boyfriends. And club of dead people.
Handsomepirate: How fascinating..
Nealisfire: You are..wait, I have to count....4th Emma's dead ex-boyfriend.
Handsomepirate: 1. True, I'm dead. 2. I'm her current boyfriend. 3. I'm the first one she's trying to save. 4. I don't get your user name. Does it mean how you are burning in the hell? Yes, absolutely makes sense now.
Nealisfire: 1. Can't be sure. 2. Isn't that obvious? My user name tells how hot I am.
Handsomepirate: Ridiculous.
Nealisfire: It isn't. Anyway, what happened? Was it as terrible way to die as mine?
Exsheriff: Hey! My heart got literally crushed!
Monkeyguy: I wouldn't even speak if I was you.
Nealisfire: Um, guys. You should think how I died.
Handsomepirate: Fine. I'm gonna explain this shotly. Emma became dark one. I was about to die so she made me dark one too. I was about kill everyone but I ended up sacrificing myself so darkness could disappear from our world. And because your dad..well, I did it for nothing. He is again the dark one and beacause all that darkness he contained himself, I think he is kinda ultimate dark one. And yes, they are coming to save me.
Nealisfire: Wow...dark ones, ultimate dark one...okay, have to admit, that sounds a lot.
Nealisfire: But I wouldn't say that here you "life" is easy.
Queenofhearts: Excatly. We have something to...chat, captain. And there is a line of people who want to "chat" with you too...
Handsomepirate: But you can't kill dead, right?
Nealisfire: Nope. But it's hell. Literally.
Handsome: I should text Emma that they get outboard motor to that bloody boat..
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Ouat Squad Texting
FanfictionAnd Storybrook gang is texting again! When wouldn't they? There's maybe more crisis than anywhere else, villains are coming and going, but hey, there's always time to chat! / Character are not mine, they are from ABC's Once upon a time.
