Adults only
SaviourEmma: Why this is adults only?
Queen: Because we're talking about alcohol and sex.
SaviourEmma: Really?
Snow: No. We are talking about Santa.
Queen: Yes, we all know that Santa is always drunk and incredible sexy that way. Not.
Snow: Regina! We are talking about who is Santa.
Queen: C'mon! We all know that there's no such a thing.
SaviourEmma: Says evil queen right from fairytale..
Queen: Oh, whatever.
Snow: No matter is the Santa or not. My point is: Who plays Santa this year?
Queen: Aa, for kids. Now I understand why this chat is for adults only..
SaviourEmma: Dad, Robin or Gold?
Queen: Dark one as a Santa Claus? Kids would be way too scared..
SaviourEmma: Kids are always scared of Santa.
Snow: They are shockingly quiet by the way. Men?
MostCharming: Sorry honey. I have....a dentist appointment. Have to go>
Archer: And I have....I need to take my bow to service.
Snow: Gold?
Presentdark1again: Sorry dearie. I have to..........take my bow to dentist?
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Presentdark1again: Crap. *facepalm *
MostCharming and Archer: Fail, mate.
Snow: We'll draw lots. It's fair. Who wants to be lady luck?
SaviourEmma: Me!
Snow: Okey.
SaviourEmma: And the Santa is..... *dum dum dum duu * ..Gold!
Presentdark1again: How great. *sarcasm level 1000 *
Snow: You just play Santa for one night, that's it.
Queen: Don't scare kids. Don't kill kids. Don't eat kids. Simple.
Presentdark1again: I'm the dark one, not a cannibal.
SaviourEmma: Wouldn't be surprised..
Snow: Guys! Let's go Gold, we have to find Santa's clothes for you before big evening.
Presentdark1again: Fine. *crying *
Snow and Presentdark1again are logged off
SantaClaus1: Seems that Rumpelstiltskin isn't so happy about christmas...anyway, Merry Christmas to everybody!
SantaClaus1: And I don't drink, though I can't claim that I wasn't sexy Regina.
SantaClaus1 is logged off
Queen: Well....that was...awkward.
SaviourEmma: Totally.
Merry Christmas to everybody!!!!! Only one night before christmas eve *looks like super excited five year old, waiting for christmas while writing this:D* And if you're not celebrating, have a good time still! Thanks for reading, thanks for votes and comments! It really means a lot and I really hope I can invent something fun and that peep will keep reading this...anyways, bye now!
~ fanciest_em( yes, new user name, I don't now if it's good but I like it more than last one)
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FanfictionAnd Storybrook gang is texting again! When wouldn't they? There's maybe more crisis than anywhere else, villains are coming and going, but hey, there's always time to chat! / Character are not mine, they are from ABC's Once upon a time.
