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Operation Camel

Believer invited Presentdark1again and Archer

Presentdark1again and Archer are logged on

Presentdark1again: My grandson! Great to see you Henry!

Archer: My son in-law! Amazing to see you Henry!

Presentdark1again: What are you doing in here?

Archer: What are you doing here?

Presentdark1again: Henry invited me.

Archer: He invited me too!!

Presentdark1again: * angry snarling*

Archer: * angry snarling*

Believer: Okay. Calm down misters. I invited both of you and there's a reason for that...

Archer: And what's that?

Believer: Operation Camel.

Presentdark1again: Camel?

Believer: Well, there's been operation Cobra and operation Mongoose, so I thought, it's time for operation Camel. Or do you have any better suggestions?

Archer: I'd prefer eagle. Eagle is an valiant animal.

Presentdark1again: It's a bird, not animal you idiot!

Archer: You're idiot one...

Presentdark1again: Maybe we should pick a donkey, just that Robin doesn't need to be the most idiot here...

Archer: You wanna fight!? Huh?!

Believer: Guys!! Stop it! Now.

Presentdark1again: I swear, I will-

Believer: Now!

Archer: Fine...

Presentdark1again: Okay. But, what is the point of this operation camel-eagle-donkey?

Believer: Let's just keep it as a camel. You don't know yet? You don't have any idea why here, in this conversation are just you two? And me, the brain, of course.

Archer: Umm...no?

Presentdark1again: No even a little hint...

Believer: We are trying to invent ship name of course!

Presentdark1again: Whom? There's already ship names for everyone..rumbelle, snowing, outlawqueen...

Archer: ...captainswan, swanqueen(though I'll never ship it), captaincharming...

Presentdark1again: ...sw-

Believer: I know guys, I know! The thing is, I've seen nowhere a ship name for you two...

Archer: What!? How you heard about it?

Believer: I have my ways.

Presentdark1again: Look, grandson. Nothing really happened, it was just one bath...

Archer: What?! I thought you had feelings for me! Rumple, nooooo.......* heartbroken*

Presentdark1again: Robin!!!!!! Course I have feelings for you!!! Don't leave!!!

Archer: Um...I was just kidding Gold....

Presentdark1again: ....I was...too....* blushes*

Believer: Okay, whatever is your situation...I don't wanna hear more. Just the name, that's all I'm looking for.

Presentdark1again: How about golden hood, it's like golden heart but for me and robin...or golden archer? Or dark archer?

Archer: I'd prefer hood gold or archer gold. I want my part to be first!

Presentdark1again: That's just stupid. My suggestion was much better, golden archer just sounds way more elegant than archer gold.

Archer: Elegant? Do you try to sound fancy to make us accept you suggestion. It won't work...

Presentdark1again: My suggestion is just better. That's it. And you don't have to accept it, you want to accept it because it's so good.

Archer: In your dreams!

Believer: Guys! They both are good. But I think golden archer is just little bit better than archer gold. Robin, can you live with that if we pick Gold's suggestion over yours?

Archer: Never!

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Archer: Argh...okay, fine then. It's golden archer. I can live with that. Anything for my beloved. * notice sarcasm*

Believer: Great! We have a name. Operation camel is on its halfway. Next half is to let everyone else know about it. I'll let you know when it's time to inform them. Bye guys!

Believer is logged off

Archer: No..did he just say?

Presentdark1again: Yes he did, buddy. Belle is going to kill me...

Archer: Gina is going to kill me too...twice....

What you think about operation Camel?:Dd It's a bit random, but...I need to write something.. Wanna see second part somewhere near in the future?

And I have no idea do Robin and Rumple have a ship name. Probably yes but when I quickly checked out, I found none. If there is, could you let me know? And I wanted to be a bit more creative with their ship name but I failed. Well, think GoldenArcher will do anyway. And what ship name would you give to them?