Handsomepirate: H..i.....w....h...a...t..'....s.....g...o....i...n...g...o....n....?
Believer: Why are you writing like that?
Handsomepirate: B..a....d..r..e....c..e...p.t....i..o..n
Believer: You've texted us many times before, why now?
Handsomepirate:H..o.w..s..hould...I.k..now...It...'s...he..ll..I.t..'s..n..ot..li..ke..w.e..wal....k..to..nearest...S.tar...buck..s.t..o..fi..nd ..free...wi..fi..But..i.t's..getting...better..as you..can..see.
Handsomepirate: Somet..imes..there's just prob..lems. Too many peep..using...net..same time.
Believer: What dead people do with net btw?
Handsomepirate: Same like me?..Of course Pan need..to check his instagram followers every..five minute. And you should see Cora, she's tweeting all_the_time_
Believer: Really.
Handsomepirate: Aye. And your dad got a blog.
Believer: Wow.
Handsomepirate: Not really.
Believer: No?
Handsomepirate: Nope. Except the texting part. Sorry lad.
Believer: Oh. It would be much easier to die, knowing you can still tweet..
Handsomepirate: It would...
Handsomepirate: But you can play Flappy bird!
Believer: Flappy bird sucks.
Handsomepirate: Well, then I highly recommend you to avoid death as long as posible. Or at least get a girlfriend who is willing to save you from here.
Believer: Yeah. Maybe I should..
New update, me trying to be funny:Dd Anyway, it's my last vacation day:/ and that means that I either update now once or twice a week. It mostly depends about school and you, my readers. (Votes and comments are great power:D)
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Ouat Squad Texting
FanfictionAnd Storybrook gang is texting again! When wouldn't they? There's maybe more crisis than anywhere else, villains are coming and going, but hey, there's always time to chat! / Character are not mine, they are from ABC's Once upon a time.
