LadyNoir|One-Shots [Miraculous Ladybug Fanfic]

«Bad Timing»

"Marinette!" Alya called for her best friend from the front of the school. Marinette gave a small smile and wave and joined her friend.

"Did you hear what happened!" Alya gasped as she began to flip through her phone.

"No, but what is it!" Marinette anxiously asked, almost like a dog begging for a treat. Alya slung her arm around Marinette and guided her through the halls.

"Chat Noir, the flirt, is finally asking Ladybug to a date!" Alya fangirled as she squealed over her joy. She was jumping up and down the hallway right before entering first hour.

"Wha-!?!?!" Marinette gasped as she kept glancing at her bag. Tikki was popping out of the bag, clapping quietly.

"I know! I had the exact same reaction!" Alya cheered as she scooted into her seat, letting Marinette next to her.

Marinette eventually slide into the seat, jaw practically on the floor.

'Why would Chat Noir do that?' She pondered as the teacher asked for homework. Marinette handed her homework to the teacher, and began plotting everything out in her head.

'But I don't know him!'

'Well... I do, but I don't.'

'Who is Chat Noir!'

Little did Marinette know, a bombshell blonde was thinking the same right in front of her.

'Ladybug is perfect!'

'But, does she think I am?'

'All I am is bad luck!'

Adrien began to quietly mumbling questions, answers, and thoughts to himself. But was soon to be interrupted by a loud explosion outside the school.

"Students! Quickly go to your designated areas." The teacher yelled, hurrying her 9th graders to safety.

"This looks like a job for Chat Noir." Adrien snickered a little while sliding in an empty classroom as everyone fled down the halls.

"Tikki! Transform me!" A girl commanded from the closet with in that classroom.

"Ladybug?" Adrien pondered aloud as Plagg was finishing off his cheese.

Sadly to Adrien she didn't hear, so she had popped out of the closet and began to run towards the door.

Adrien with his catlike reflexes slide behind the teachers overwhelmingly large desk.

"Plagg, time to save the day!" Adrien jumped out from under the desk and transformed into his sleek black cat uniform.

"Me-ow." Chat Noir smirked as he tried to catch up with Ladybug, who he presumed was outside.

••MIRACULOUS SKIP••

Chat Noir arrived at the scene, where a man who terrorized under the name, 'Pokerface'.

'Probably lost all his money at poker.' Chat Noir laughed in his head a little from his joke.

"Need backup?" Chat Noir called down o Ladybug who was dealing with a tsunami of cards.

^You get it? Dealing? xD I'm sorry continue on with the One-Shot^

"Of course!" Ladybug smiled at her partner, as he landed softly of the concrete floor.

"Listen here Pokerface, I'm about to give you a royal flush!" Chat Noir charged at the madmen with glowing red eyes and a suit full of the suites from cards.

"Chat Noir! If he touches you, you turn into card!" Ladybug warned as she dealt with the new card enemies. Aces, Twos, Kings, Jacks, Sevens, it had them all.

"Cataclysm!" Chat Noir yelled as he reached out for a specifically designed coin with hearts and clubs on it.

His hand was pushed down by a force from a Five of Hearts. Which made his cataclysm go to waste on a poster.

"Au revoir, Chat Noir!" Pokerface smiled as his hand touched the shoulder of his enemy.

"Chat Noir no!" Ladybug, yelled as she saw her amazing partner get turned into a King of Spades.

"Time to add another Queen to the collection!" Pokerface began to charge at Ladybug, who merely dodged his attacks by inches.

"Lucky charm!" Ladybug prayed for a useful utensil. Then, fell a headband.

A headband, oh how useful.

Ladybug who ignored the odd weapon stirred anxiously looking for a hint.

Her eyes smiled on their own when she saw how a coin and was hanging out his pocket.

She knew her Yo-yo would get caught in his oddly sticky clothe, so she began to pull the headband back like a bow. Ladybug let the headband go out of her fingertips. It hit its target perfectly, making the fragile coin destroyed when it hit the ground.

"Your time is done here akuma." Ladybug grunts as she turned the mastered butterfly back to its natural self.

"Bye bye! My little butterfly." Ladybug giggled to herself as Chat Noir was freed from the stingy card cage.

"My battery on my ring!" Chat Noir adore as it was already down to its last seconds.

Ladybug listened when hers began beeping loudly. "We have t-" she was cut off by a hand pulling her into an open cafe.

Chat Noir had not hesitations and kissed Ladybug dead on the lips. Sure, it's hadn't been their first one. But, it meant something, something more than a silly act.

Beeps were heard as their secret disguises of Chat Noir and Ladybug returned into their normal selves.

Chat Noi- Adrien pulled away from the kiss and opened his eyes at the shy girl with a positive attitude.

"Marinette?" Adrien gasped at his lover.

"Adrien!" Marinette almost fainted.

"Don't worry my lady! It was just bad timing." Adrien snickered as he caught her. Marinette pulled her arm back, and slapped him dead across the face.

A L T E R N A T E ending!

Written half a year after the release

Pokerface had a sly smirk across his face as he glared at Ladybug. Deck of cards in hand.

"Time for my Trump card." Pokerface grinned while tossing out a card. The card quickly used an odd power to build a Great Wall.

"Ahh fucking America..." Ladybug groaned, while staring at the tangerine skinned wall. A derp face and a fake hair grew slowly onto the Great Wall.

"MY FATHER GAVE ME A SMALL MOAN-I MEAN LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS."

King of Spades the spoke,"Just take my Miraculous I'm done with this crap. Love you Bæ."

Ladybug then, quickly tossed her earrings to Pokerface, "When you take over the world please stop Trump and Clinton."