LadyNoir|One-Shots [Miraculous Ladybug Fanfic]

«Day 7•Their Song»

Day 7•Their Song ((A song that suits them well))

OTP•LadyNoir

[Ladybug:]
Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!

[Chat:] No you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Chat:]
Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!

[Ladybug:] No, you're not!
[Chat:] Yes, I am!
[Ladybug:] No, you're not!
[Chat:] Yes, I am!
[Ladybug:] No, you're not!
[Chat:] Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

[Chat:] I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
[Ladybug:] I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
[Chat:] I can live on bread and cheese!
[Ladybug:] And only on that?
[Chat:] Yes!
[Ladybug:] So can a rat!

[Chat:] Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
[Ladybug:] I can sing anything higher than you!
[Chat:] No, you can't! (High)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can. (Higher)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Higher)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can'(Highest)

[Ladybug:]
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!

[Chat:] Fifty cents?
[Ladybug:] Forty cents!
[Chat:] Thirty cents?
[Ladybug:] Twenty cents!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can!
[Chat:] Yes, I can!

[Chat:] Anything you can say, I can say softer
[Ladybug:] I can say anything softer than you
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Softly)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Softer)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Softer)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Softer)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Softer)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Softer)
[Chat:] Yes, I can (Full volume)

[Chat:] I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
[Ladybug:] I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
[Chat:] I can open any safe!
[Ladybug:] Without bein' caught?
[Chat:] Yes!
[Ladybug:] That's what I thought..., you crook!

[Chat:] Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
[Ladybug:] I can hold any note longer than you!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan!
[Chat:] Yes, you caaaan!

[Ladybug:]
Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!

[Chat:] In my coat?
[Ladybug:] In your vest!
[Chat:] In my shoes?
[Ladybug:] In your hat!
[Chat:] No, you can't!
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can..., yes, I can!

[Chat:] Anything you can say, I can say faster!
[Ladybug:] I can say anything faster than you!
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Fast)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Faster)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Faster)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Faster)
[Chat:] No,you can't! (Faster)
[Ladybug:] YesIcan! (Fastest)

[Chat:] I can jump a hurdle!
[Ladybug:] I can wear a girdle!
[Chat:] I can knit a sweater!
[Ladybug:] I can fill it better!
[Chat:] I can do most anything!
[Ladybug:] Can you bake a pie?
[Chat:] No.!
[Ladybug:] Neither can I!

[Chat:] Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
[Ladybug:] I can sing anything sweeter than you!
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Sweetly)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Sweeter)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
[Chat:] No, you can't! (Sweeter)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
[Chat:] No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
[Ladybug:] Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)

[Ladybug:] Yes, I can!
[Chat:] No, you can't!

Picture of le ferocious Chat