Tis The Season To Be Punk Rock (Crack Fic)

Chapter 6: The Scene Queen(s)

Of course the punk rock god was the scene queen..

ICARLY!!!

She had dyed her hair pink and dyed it black too. She sassily shrunk to normal size and faced Dan.
"You lil--."
She said, in her Seattle accent. She punched Dan in the face and he screeched.
"WHAT THE HELL--"
A scene John cena out of nowhere and choke slammed Dan, and all of Billie friends came and beat up Dan. Dan the demon ran away, flailing his arms around.
"THATS WHAR FOR GET FOR BEING A BUTT!"
Tré shouted at the lil demon, everyone hopped on Carly's shoulder and they flew away out of hell.

Carly landed on top of the punk rock mansion.
"ARE U SRSLY THE PUNK ROCK GOD?!!"
Billie asked excitedly. Carly swung her hair back in a punk way.
"Yes, I am lil midget!"
Carly said. Billie frowned, Carly suddenly snapped her fingers and everyone turned scene.
"WHAT?!"
Brendon from panic! At thE DISCO, screamed.
"I LOOK LIKE A SCENE CANDY SHOP!"
Brendon took off his new wig and leaped off the mansion roof.
"Wow,"
Carly sighed shAking her head.
"He's such a jerk to scene kidz, I hate him."
Suddenly moik gasps.
"DAN MUST HAVE TAKEN THE KIDDIES GIFTS!"

Everyone gasps intensely, Carly grunts.
"Does that mean we have to go on anothe adventure to hunt Dan down."
Billzor nods. Tré suddenly rips out war paint.
"WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE BRITISH GAY BOYS!"
He puts on the war paint and every screeches like their Vikings.
"ITS 5 HOURS TILL SUNRISE!"
Carly says, flailing her arms.
"WE NEED TO GET THE PRESENTS TO THE KIDS!"
Everyone had their war paint on and were wearing scene outfits.
"NOW LETS GET DAN!"

Dan the demon was running through a street with a sack of toys over his shoulder. He was on his way back to hell and was gonna burn everything.
"Stop rite thar!"
Shouted a voice, Dan stopped. He saw Phil at the end of the street.
"Dan!"
Phil said, his eyes shining.
"Dan! I'm fine now you don't have to ruin Christmas!"
But something about phils voice seems off, Dan gasped.
"DONT EVEN TRY TO TRICK ME YOU HOOLAGAN!"
Dan said, I wasn't Phil. It was pete wentz!!!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNn

Billie and the squad watched Pete GEt destroyed by Dan on a nearby rooftop.
"Okay, so we lost another squad member."
Billzor said, and Dan continued running down the dark street with the sack of toys.
"Why'd we send peet!"
Patrick cried, the only thing left of peet was his eyeliner. Patrick jumped off the roof and held his eyeliner.
"Go on without me!"
Patrick said, crying.
"This is the second time Pete died, I need to be there for him."
Billie shrugged.
"Okay."

Dan the demon had stopped at Taco Bell, the scene queens had an idea.
Dan walked into Taco Bell, the cashier was Tyjo hoeseph. Dan didn't notice.
"Yes I would 69 burritos."
Tyjo pretended to type in the order.
"That costs.. Everything in that bag."
Tyjo pointed to the sack of toys. Dan the demon glared at tyjo.
"Sorry, but--"
Tyjo pulled out a yummy burrito.
"If you don't give the bag you won't get the burritos."
The scene queens were hiding in the oven, watching the action. Dan grabbed a chair and threw it at Tyler.
"JEHFFMOSPDDFMFK."
Tyjo screeched and danmon nabbed the burritos and ran out.
"WHAT THE FRICK!"
Billie screamed and chase after the demon, Josh don gasped. Tyjo was gone, the only thing left was his lil red beanie.
"Nu, pls."
Josh cried, tyjo was sent down to hell with Peter.
"we neED TO GET THE TOYS AND FREE TYJO AND PEET FROM HELL!" Josh flailed his arms and the sceNE QUEens ran after beej and Dan.