Tis The Season To Be Punk Rock (Crack Fic)

Chapter 5: Dan-mon

Billie and Moik were getting used to driving the sleigh. And we're halfway josh dun with murica.

BACK AT THE PUNK ROCK MANSION!

Tré finally managed to crawl out of the hole with his broken everything and saw something he never seen before. It was a giant black floaty thing shaped as Dan Howell.
"I WILL DESTROY BILLIE HO ARMSTINK FOR HURTING MY DADDY💦💦, PHIL LESTER!"
The demon dan shouted at the quivering johnanth cena. Tré watched Dan kick John cena, John ran out of the house and Dan broke through the wall in search of the bilzor. Tre jumped up, and ran outside. He had to find his squad aka moik and billie.

BACK ON THE SLEIGH!

Billie tossed a few presents down a chimney and did a backflip into the sleigh. But billzor sensed something, he sensed something was coming. To kill them..
"VOT.. NO IT CANNOT BE TRUE."
Billie shouted at himself, moik stared at him like are you okay
"MIKE, SOMETHING IS COMIING!
Billie screamed at moik louder then he should of had.
"What.. is it, pls calm down."
Billie flailed around his arms, Moik was cofusedded and sighed.
"Billie I thought we stopped doing drugs."
Suddenly, the sleigh was knocked over and Moik and billzor almost fell out.
"GAIS!"
Tré climbed over the sleigh. Billie gasped.
"What in the punk rock god r u doing here, Tré-boo."
Billie said. They heard a scream in distance saying.
"TRILLIE COMFIRMED!"

Billie banged his head sleigh.
"NO! TRILLIE ISNT REAL GPSH FLAGBITJF."
Tre patted billzors head.
"No no darling. Trillie is real."
Tree said , then he did a booty bump.
"AnYWAYS. A demon Dan Howell is coming to kill us!"
Billie stared at him.
"Why."
Billie twitched his eyebrow.
"Because you hurt his dADDY💦💦👅👅, Phil Lester, and now Dan wants to kill--"
Suddenly a spooky black smoke appeared in front of the reindeerless sleigh, It wAS DEMON DAN! :O

"YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!"
Dan screeched.
"I WILL TORTUE YOU IN HELL FOr hurtinG MY DADDY💦💦👅👅, PHIL!"
Mike leaped out from the sleigh to get away, leaving Billzor and Tré staring at a danmon.
"Dan, I meant to throw the goddam pizza at Johnny boi, but it missed and hit yoUR DADDY💦💦👅👅, Phil and I'm sorry bout that."
Billie smiled in the nicest way possible.
"You don't need to torture me in hell. HAR HAR HaR, it's not a big deal."
Billie grinned. Dan glared at them. Dan then cried,
"NU!"
The three of them teleported to hell, and they saw Brendon dancing around in his satan makeup.
"HERE YOU SHALL BURN."
Demon Dan screeched.

OUT OF NOWHERE THE TOP OF HELL OPENED. A GIANT RAY of wHITE LIGHT BROKE THROUGH.
"IS THAT JESUS!"
Tré screamed.
ITS WASNT JESUS!

IT WAS THE PUNK ROCK GOD THEMSELF! :0000000

Then there was Mike chilling on its giant shoulder.

BUT WHO IS THE PUNK ROCK GOD.. YOU ASK?!

YOULL FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!