No! (Wattpad Rant) (On Hold)

Rant #1

Okay. Yes, a rant about the place we know as Wattpad. Today's rant is: 1D, sex scenes, and Wattpad idiots. 

Here in Wattpad you may see many, many 1D fan fictions. Honestly Wattpad could put them into a whole new section. I'm sick of clicking on ChickLit or Paranormal to see a 1D fan fiction. No. No, again. That's the one thing I hate the most. 

So I was talking to an author on here (Not saying the name via her request) and she got PMs on One Direction fan fictions and immediately turn them all down. Why? They were all the same! 

In those fan fictions, there was always some random fan or a non-fan who falls for one of the guys. The guys were horribly portrayed too. There is the one who would want to date the mirror, the one who could eat most (or all) of Texas, the one who just lays there doing nothing. And most importantly... The one who falls in love with the girl. 

STOP THERE. They probably won't fall in love with any of you horny girls. So you can keep dreaming. But most real authors will never read that shit. 

Topic 2: Sex scenes 

Horny girls. Horny girls are the only ones who want sex scenes. Not everyone wants to read about the bump and grind. So keep them separate. Put them into Rated R chapters or something. Keep it that way. From what I heard from a friend Wattpad once wasn't a place of cliches or stupid 4-year-olds who don't know how to spell. 

It was actually full of unique stories. It's really too bad. I wish I had been around at that time. My little sister goes on here. She's 13, yes. But I don't want her reading all about this crap. Nothing more to say on that matter.

Topic 3: Wattpad Idiots

 You know them. You hate them. The ones who when you give them helpful advice on their spelling or grammar errors, they go like; 

I'm JUST 11, Okay! I DON"T KNOW ANY BETTER. I'M REPORTING YOU. YOU"RE STALKING ME, WITCH! 

 Imagine that except with way more spelling errors. Horrid, I know. I make grammar mistakes and spelling errors too.  If you tell me about them I won't go all bitch on you. Well, I might. Only if you say it rudely.  

 I'm Lucy. But you may call me Lu. No seriously. It's not a choice. This has been rant #1. Until next time.