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Rant # 4

Today's rant: Update Bitches, The Bad Ass and Cocky Characters 

Topic One: Update bitches. 

"UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! "  "Um, Update now."  "When are you going to update?"  Those are just a few of those piss heads who write the update comments. Maybe it's just me. I'd rather have a good quality update, than some crappy half-ass one. 

But what really pisses me off is when people say update and he/she updated on that day.  Also, some of us have a thing called school. I don't know if you have heard of it, but it's when we get a crap load of homework, essays and projects to work on. 

I have an even worse thing called college. Middle school- 7th & 8th grade, mild homework. High school- A lot of homework. College- A shit load of homework. So if someones in college, I feel for you. Having some bitches computer scream "Update!" will not make them update any faster. 

So to the update bitches; f*ck off. 

Topic Two: The Bad Ass 

The bad ass characters are all the same. They actually aren't so bad ass after all. They just need to take some anger management classes and all their "bad ass-ness" will be solved. 

 I've actually have a few bad ass friends, so I'll explain what they are really like. 

1. My friend, let's just call her Mia, literally spray painted her neighboor's house when she was younger. And by younger, I mean 12. 

2. Stealing her mom's car at midnight and coming over to my house. I suppose I should have called her parents, but they knew she was beyond communicating with. 

3. Stealing her parent's/older sister's/ aunt's/uncle's money and spending it on useless things that she'd probably end up throwing away.

Now, she's getting along with her family so she's toned it down about ten pegs. Since we're both in college now, she can't really afford to do crazy things like that. But she still do something that could 'possibly' get her kicked out. 

 That's what all bad ass characters need to be like. Wild, unpredictable, who doesn't really listen to anyone particularly. 'Cause they are all the same. If you want to prove me wrong name at least one bad ass character on wattpad who wasn't utterly predictable. 

Topic Three: Cocky characters 

 To put it simply, they are the characters who think they're the shit. Well listen dumb ass, cocky character; you are the shit. The shit I want to get off my shoe. 

What kind of character like that is likeable?  And they always smirk. Not all people smirk, ALL THE DAMN TIME. Have I even smirked before? If I did I sure as hell don't remember it. 

Unless your aim is to try to make him unlikable, then you pass. You made your character a complete douche bag! I don't see anything wrong with being confident. But the gap between confident and cocky is too wide. 

This kind of charcter gets on my nerves. Like that replayed "Blurred Lines" song that's music video doesn't make any sense. I like the Parody by Bart Baker better. See I like when other characters inside the story make fun of cocky characters, but I don't like cocky characters themselves.

All right, since I'm running a little short on time, I'll make a part two about this subject.

I really want to say this before I ended this rant; ALL COCKY CHARACTERS SHOULD DIE!  That is all. 

Until next time ~Lu 

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